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ponytail:
Time for a new category! please put down your favorite terrible jokes......

Here's one:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

ponytail:
And another one:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Merry Prankster:
The Prankster has more than a few jokes about lawyers:

Why do lawyers make better test subjects than rats?  There are some things even a rat won't do.

Why did God create lawyers?  To make used car salesmen feel good about themselves.

How does a lawyer sleep?  First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.

Stay tuned.......

ponytail:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Merry Prankster:
What happens to an Eskimo who sits on the ice for too long?

Polaroids.

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