The Baaachelor--Chris Soules

[Merry Prankster]

After viewing chunks of Monday's show, the Prankster has one observation:

The psych ward at Bellevue must be missing a few of its patients.

[trouble405]

I feel pretty certain that panic attack was faked.  Kelsey and Ashley I are both so snarky.  I only see two of the girls being able to survive as a farmer wife!  Whitney and Becca -- I am glad Whitney was kind about the girl that wanted to come back. 

[bacali]

I'm kind of doubtful about the panic attack, too.
She certainly worked herself up into it pretty fast,or it's editing....but, if it 's phony, this girl deserves to make it to Hollywood. She's a very good actress!!

[trouble405]

This comment from Chris Harrison seems to agree she faked it!

http://www.wetpaint.com/the-bachelor/articles/2015-02-03-kelsey-poe-panic-attack-real?postId=615312&socialTitle=Was%2BKelsey%2BPoe%25E2%2580%2599s%2Bpanic%2Battack%2Breal%253F%2BChris%2BHarrison%2BTELLS%2BALL%2521%2B&utm_campaign=repromote&utm_medium=fnpg-bachelor&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_term=1423076772579627

[bacali]

LIke I've already said, and from watching these "real" ity shows....they aren't real.
They are scripted ,at time, and sure as heck edited to show what the producers want you to see.
 

[ponytail]

Here's Jimmy Kimmel's breakdown of our Bachelor's way with words. Hysterical!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwnk61BLO6w

[bacali]

I love Jimmy Kimmel. This was funny. 

[ponytail]

Rambling---
Well! That was an interesting evening! Our Bachelor was able to get out enough words to send 2 girls home. Neither one will be missed...especially Kelsey.
It seems all the locations this year are in the good ol' USA...I wonder if that was Chris's preference. I love it, since I've been all those places many times!
Anyone else want to see Britt taken down a notch?
Lots of uncomfortable silences this year, isn't there?

[bacali]

Unlike you, ponytail....this is not my neck of the woods so I've never been to these places...and I'm enjoying seeing the beautiful country on these dates.
On the other hand..I'm not too crazy about this bachelor.

[cak416]

So, who do you think he choses?

[ponytail]

I don't think he will be happy with whoever it is he chooses--probably Whitney. She said she was willing to give up her career, but I don't think she is prepared for the reality of living in a small town. He told Chris he had no problem with one of the roses (Whitney's I am assuming), it was the second he had difficulties with. Sad to see Kaitlyn go, I really liked her. Becca seems just blaah, but so is Chris, so maybe they are suited for each other.
Jada was probably most suited to small town life of them all.

[bacali]

I don't think either of the last two girls is a good match for him.
Whitney even told him she had worked hard to get this far in her career....so , she thinks she will be happy in the middle of a farm? I don't.
Becca, is a nice girl, but, I don't feel is ready for this kind of commitment.
I really liked Kaityn.
Maybe he doesn't propose at all!

[Merry Prankster]

Whomever Chris picks, here's what she faces:   Living in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do and a fiance who has trouble stringing two sentences together.  Once the fiancee moves to Arlington, the Prankster has an over/under of 60 days.

[ponytail]

I think you've nailed it, MP. Chris would be better off finding someone close to home. If you can't compromise where you're going to live ( he certainly can't), you better at least find someone that shares common ground with you.

The women tell all---what is there about Kelsey that just grates on your nerves? She says all the right things, seems sincere, yet just rubs you the wrong way. I can't believe she's a counselor...I liked Carly during the show, but her true colors came out. Not such a nice lady...Britt, never would have made it in Arlington...Kaitlyn, I have hopes of her being the next Bachelorette...Ashley, still crazy! But Chris finds her fascinating and wants her on Bachelor Pad. Does anyone ever watch that show?...Jade, still think she would have been the best match for a long lasting relationship

I've been gone, sorry this is so late....

[ponytail]

Well, it's over and done with....Hope Chris and Whitney can make a go of it. I liked the barn ceremony! But that is because every single bit of where and how Chris lives is exactly the same as my little town here in Nebraska. So familiar, even to the beautiful scenery, although my town is hillier and a about 500 people bigger--woohoo! I could step out my front door and have views exactly like you saw last night! Including the corn husks blowing across the driveway. I wish them all the best.

Two bachelorettes? And they didn't look too happy about it. Of course I will be watching! And Ashley S--Chris really wants her on Bachelor in Paradise (Sorry I called it Bachelor Pad before). Still have never watched that one...anyone else?

So it's goodbye to our Baaachelor--guess I should have called him our mooochelor--seeing as how Jimmy Kimmel gave him a cow last night!