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Alaska law states that you cannot look at a moose from an airplane.
Quote from: Prairie Dawn on February 26, 2014, 09:28:59 PMAlaska law states that you cannot look at a moose from an airplane. Poppycock! Balderdash! A crock of bull cookies!.........But it happens to be true.Alaskan law does not prohibit viewing a moose while the moose is in the plane but it does prohibit pushing a moose out of the plane while the plane is moving.
Any Bruins fan should lace up the double runners, grab the illegal stick, and be ready to drop the gloves and beg for mercy. Ovie and the red pants are coming!
From time to time, the Prankster will post excerpts from actual courtroom proceedings in the US. Many of you might believe these Q&A's are fabricated, but the Prankster has been in the courtroom often enough (okay wiseguys, he knows what you're thinking------NOT as a criminal defendant) to believe they are factual.Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?A. I refuse to answer that question.Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?A. No.Q: She had three children, right?A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?A: None.Q: Were there any girls?Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?A. I will be three months November 8th.Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?A. Yes.Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?
No need to apologize Prairie Dawn. The Prankster hasn’t practiced law for many years. He has been both the provider and recipient of legal services so he knows the score----‘tis far better to give than to receive. Besides, we all need to be able to laugh at ourselves, don’t you agree?Ah, the mental health profession----a dedicated group of professionals selflessly committed to helping others. The web is replete with examples of the invaluable service they perform:Ring…….Ring…….Welcome to the Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding to the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. (Just kidding! The Prankster holds nothing but good karma for the Muppet who lights up the prairie.)