Would you rather...

[Prairie Dawn]

Drop the plate of food from the buffet (I can always get another one)

Would you rather.......


Walk around Disney World wearing a GIANT neon pink fanny pack, mouse ears, a tee shirt that reads "Imagine Whirled Peas," black knee socks, green crocs, and tiny running shorts yelling "I LOVE JIMINY CRICKET" or  spend the day at the local water park wearing a full body snowsuit, goggles, boots, and mittens, drinking hot chocolate and applying copious amounts of chapstick as you tell everyone who will listen how "toasty warm" you are?

[Cookie Monster]

I will take the water park

Would you rather ..
Just have to rip a stinky fart in a crowded eleavator and it is loud and everyone knows you did it

or

Be on an African Safari and all of a sudden in your car, a stampede of mad Rhino's are coming your way

[Snowbird]

African safari

Have your wisdom teeth pulled or cataract surgery

[Merry Prankster]

Cataract surgery.

Would you rather................

be stuck on a submarine under the polar ice cap for six months with a group of munchkins who have been genetically re-engineered to exist exclusively on baked beans, engage in continuous hyper-flatulence and sing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" over and over OR be stuck in a sweatlodge for six months eating copious amounts of beef jerky and drinking water with a group of Yetis who have been genetically re-engineered so that their sweat glands produce a chemical compound identical to the one found in skunk spray? 

[ponytail]

  I guess it would have to be the munchkins, yikes!

Would you rather storm the fort with suction cup arrows and cap guns or storm the castle on your hobby horse wearing cardboard armor.

[Merry Prankster]

Hobby Horse (But the Prankster used to wear it out attacking the strongholds of the scofflaws of the wild west)

Would you rather be........................

a gunslinger in the wild West or a Marshal in the wild west?

[Prairie Dawn]

A Marshal


Would you rather........

Spend the afternoon bouncing in a bouncy house with three sumo wrestlers known as "The Blowholes" who have gorged themselves on hard boiled eggs, refried beans, Schlitz beer, and cabbage  OR Be crammed into a Volkswagen bug with six goats who have recently fallen into a cesspool and are flea ridden, a very angry bumblebee, and a man named Horace "the halitosis" Hornsby who currently holds the  Guinness World  Record for "Most Horrific Breath," and is a mouth breather?

[ponytail]

Again, WOW! I guess I'll go with the sumo wrestlers.

Would you rather take a bath in guacamole with an unruly mariachi band playing La Cucaracha nonstop, or take a bath in maranara sauce with a barbershop quartet singing Bicycle Built for Two while playing catch with the meatballs. 

[Merry Prankster]

I'll take the guacamole.  Does it come w/chips?

Would you rather be...................

the voice coach for Roseanne Barr or the hair coach for Don King?

[ponytail]

<ponytail throws the Prankster a bag of chips>

hair coach

Would you rather cuddle with a golden retriever on a comfy couch, or curl up on your recliner with a Schnauzer.

[ponytail]

Cuddle that golden, I like large, lazy dogs.

Would you rather be a little mouse in the corner with Amanda and McCrae, or be a fly on the wall with Helen and Andy.

[Prairie Dawn]

Mouse in the corner


Would you rather......


Take a trip to light fantastic with a robotripping Tiny Tim OR be in a 48 hour dance marathon with Bigfoot?

[ponytail]

Tiny Tim!

 Would you rather punch 1000 holes with a paper punch or staple 1000 papers.

[Merry Prankster]

staple

Would you rather.............

get mushy with a munchkin or smooch with a smurf?

[Prairie Dawn]

Smooch with a smurf

Would you rather.......

Bring a twerking, tongue wagging Miley Cyrus to tea OR watch a power point presentation created by Cookie on the wonders of paper clips?