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One beer short of a six packWould you rather...........Wake up in a hotel in Las Vegas, surrounded by empty wine bottles, five chickens, a tennis racquet, with a clown named "Jinks," who has no teeth, dancing around your room singing "Unchained Melody," a tattoo of Bea Arthur on your left butt cheek, and find yourself married to an oompa loompa OR Wander the streets of NYC for one week, with a troupe of Abe Vigoda look alikes who have been snorting no doze for six days straight and must stop at every Starbucks for a triple latte, and be forced to say "what's our vector Victor," to every woman wearing black pants?