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Offline ponytail

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2013, 02:12:01 PM »
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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Offline Prairie Dawn

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2013, 05:30:45 PM »
Quote from: ponytail on April 13, 2013, 02:12:01 PM
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

 :bravo_2:


No, but.....


Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.
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Offline Merry Prankster

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2013, 11:49:19 PM »
Do fish sneeze?
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Offline ponytail

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #48 on: April 14, 2013, 05:31:19 PM »
And do they fart when they do?
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Offline Merry Prankster

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #49 on: April 14, 2013, 08:10:25 PM »
Do shellfish have allergies?
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Offline Prairie Dawn

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #50 on: April 14, 2013, 11:28:36 PM »
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?     "Dam."
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Offline sherylk

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #51 on: April 15, 2013, 12:47:48 AM »
Why does the phone always ring when you are sitting on the toilet?  :smiley_confused1:
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Offline bacali

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #52 on: April 15, 2013, 01:21:48 AM »
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off ?
He's all right now !!   :85:
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Offline Prairie Dawn

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #53 on: April 15, 2013, 08:33:43 AM »
 -LOL- at the last two posts!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? 

He sold his soul to Santa.
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #54 on: April 15, 2013, 04:03:47 PM »
Did you hear about the cookie monster who was hard of hearing?
Went to hotters and the waiteress said I could throw some darts.
Then suddenly I was letting em rip and she ran off as I thought she said I could throw some farts! :smiley_confused1: :lol_hitting: :682: :character0029: :d030: :106: :bravo_2: :c029:
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Offline Merry Prankster

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #55 on: April 15, 2013, 07:14:26 PM »
Cookie, this isn't in response to your post but to the million other thoughts running through my mind:


WHY?
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Offline Prairie Dawn

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« Reply #56 on: April 15, 2013, 09:35:16 PM »
My thoughts exactly......WHY?  :'(
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Offline Merry Prankster

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2013, 12:03:51 PM »
All right, who took a page from the Prankster's playbook and stole his nutella?
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Offline Prairie Dawn

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2013, 12:33:48 PM »
Quote from: Merry Prankster on April 16, 2013, 12:03:51 PM
All right, who took a page from the Prankster's playbook and stole his nutella?

Is it just me or does that sound like a personal problem?
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Offline Merry Prankster

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« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2013, 02:22:33 PM »
Without nutella, will MP ever again sing a capella?   Or will he just go from a D flat to a D sharp kind a fella? :confuse:
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