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[Cookie Monster]

If a fly was having fun, would it still have time fly?

[Merry Prankster]

Heeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaack! Does anyone know who offers the largest discount for purchases of Advil by the case?

[Merry Prankster]

Speaking of time, can anyone recommend a good sundial repair person?   (mine stops working at sunset)

[Prairie Dawn]

MP, Cookie told me I have to practice the pucker exercises EVERY day for at least one hour (with him) is this true?   

[Cookie Monster]

I heard it was true, is it?

[Merry Prankster]

MP, Cookie told me I have to practice the pucker exercises EVERY day for at least one hour (with him) is this true?   

I heard it was true, is it?

The Prankster has several thoughts on this matter, but he refuses to put them into words. 

Before the Prankster rules on your inquiry, he needs each of you to answer the following:

Do you solemnly swear to limit the exercise to puckering of the lips?

[Prairie Dawn]

I promise nothing!       

[Cookie Monster]

I promise nothing!       

I second that   

[Merry Prankster]

I promise nothing!       

I second that   

Isn't this topic entitled "Ask a Question?"   The Prankster will interpret each of your responses as a "Maybe."      The Prankster will consult with Dippy Sergeant Prankster and get back to you.

[Prairie Dawn]

Has anyone seen Sgt. Dippy? 

[Merry Prankster]

Prairie and Cookie---Sarge had a suggestion----Would you be willing to pinky swear to preparing and preserving puckering performance data for periodic perusal per proper provisos and protocols?

[bacali]

 

Prairie and Cookie.... I wouldn't swear anything to Sgt. Dippy.
And, I second that question.....where is Sgt Dippy?.........
 

    Dippy ....where are youuuuuuu ?

[Prairie Dawn]

Prairie and Cookie---Sarge had a suggestion----Would you be willing to pinky swear to preparing and preserving puckering performance data for periodic perusal per proper provisos and protocols?

And the provisos and protocols are? 

[bacali]

Where is our Sgt Dippy ..pardon me, Sgt Prankster? 

[Merry Prankster]

Has anyone seen Dippy, er, Sergeant Prankster?   I fear he might have gone AWOL.  He was last seen at a club in the French Quarter drinking bourbon and teaching a series of lip calisthenics to an exotic dancer with the stage name of "Tassels."