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Offline Merry Prankster

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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #480 on: December 17, 2013, 12:56:51 PM »
Quote from: ponytail on December 17, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Did he hang down his head and cry?  :'(

And worse......

Dush anyone <burp><stumbles and bumps into mannequin>....Excush me madam<hiccup>.....Where wush I?<burp>......Oh yeah........Ish anyone going to Sanna<hiccup>........Sanna<burp>......<big inhale>SHANTACON?<hiccup><belch> :beer:
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #481 on: December 18, 2013, 09:58:00 AM »
Quote from: Merry Prankster on December 17, 2013, 12:56:51 PM
Quote from: ponytail on December 17, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Did he hang down his head and cry?  :'(

And worse......

Dush anyone <burp><stumbles and bumps into mannequin>....Excush me madam<hiccup>.....Where wush I?<burp>......Oh yeah........Ish anyone going to Sanna<hiccup>........Sanna<burp>......<big inhale>SHANTACON?<hiccup><belch> :beer:

NO WAY! Last time I attended SantaCon I was accosted by an elf with inappropriate boundaries, a strange  nose, and eggnog scented breath named "Prancer."  Allegedly, he was once a Chippendales dancer.   He was "removed" from his job after he tied mistletoe to the back of his g string.  Now he roams around SantaCon in a drunken stupor, mistletoe taped to his rear, talking to anyone and everyone about his glory days and goosing unsuspecting attendees (both male and female).

Sorry, back to topic......

Does anyone know the cure for Gauntlet Lock?  :smiley_confused1:
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #482 on: December 18, 2013, 06:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Prairie Dawn on December 18, 2013, 09:58:00 AM

NO WAY! Last time I attended SantaCon I was accosted by an elf with inappropriate boundaries, a strange  nose, and eggnog scented breath named "Prancer."  Allegedly, he was once a Chippendales dancer.   He was "removed" from his job after he tied mistletoe to the back of his g string.  Now he roams around SantaCon in a drunken stupor, mistletoe taped to his rear, talking to anyone and everyone about his glory days and goosing unsuspecting attendees (both male and female).

 :c029:  The Prankster planned to attend this year's SantaCon but he remembered there was a restraining order against him stemming from a major misunderstanding that occurred at last year's SantaCon.  The Prankster attended as the Grinch.  On the first night, filled to the gills with Christmas spirit, the Prankster/Grinch mistook FAO Schwarz for Santa's workshop and proceeded to steal Christmas.  It was an honest mistake.  NYC's finest disagreed.  Did you know that those people have absolutely no sense of humor? :banghead: :banghead:

Back to the topic............

ummm.....A gauntlet locksmith?  Gauntlet grease?  Extra-Strength Gauntlax (available by prescription only)? -dunno-


Why does Chara keep asking if the "B" on his uniform stands for "Bunny wabbit?" -rollinglaugh- -Silly face-
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #483 on: December 18, 2013, 10:26:16 PM »
 -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh-


NO! The "B" on Chara's uniform stands for BUTT KICKER!


Has anyone seen Prancer?
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #484 on: December 19, 2013, 10:09:28 AM »
It's been what? 359 days?
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #485 on: December 19, 2013, 12:11:04 PM »
Didn't Prancer run off with Vixen? :iagree: :32:
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #486 on: December 19, 2013, 02:41:59 PM »
Oh NO, Does Santa know this? !!!!!!!!   :a035:
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #487 on: December 20, 2013, 12:17:35 PM »
Quote from: bacali on December 19, 2013, 02:41:59 PM
Oh NO, Does Santa know this? !!!!!!!!   :a035:

Rumors persist that Santa is a couple of reindeer short of a full sleigh. :72:

Are there quacks between A&E and Duck Dynasty?  Is the relationship quacking? -Dancekick-(Sorry, the Prankster is tired today.)
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #488 on: December 20, 2013, 08:41:46 PM »
Okay, I NEED to know...how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #489 on: December 22, 2013, 02:39:45 PM »
Might that not depend on the size of a person's tongue?
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #490 on: December 22, 2013, 07:08:34 PM »
Snowbird---you appear to be really interested in anatomy these days. :72:

What can the Prankster expect for Christmas from TRB members? :whoo: :beer:
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #491 on: December 29, 2013, 07:53:20 PM »
Sarge apologizes for his brother.  The guy is such a mooch, always begging for gifts.

Do Tom Thumb's kids build forts in bonsai trees?
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #492 on: December 30, 2013, 01:10:25 PM »
Would someone please drag me to my treadmill and force me on it?
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #493 on: January 02, 2014, 01:36:37 PM »
Quote from: ponytail on December 30, 2013, 01:10:25 PM
Would someone please drag me to my treadmill and force me on it?

Sarge to the rescue.  Can you try this?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QitgZ5gnK-o
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Re: Ask a question
« Reply #494 on: January 02, 2014, 03:07:28 PM »
 -Silly face-

My excuse is the weather-- -Shiver-

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