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Did he hang down his head and cry?
Quote from: ponytail on December 17, 2013, 01:02:57 AMDid he hang down his head and cry? And worse......Dush anyone <burp><stumbles and bumps into mannequin>....Excush me madam<hiccup>.....Where wush I?<burp>......Oh yeah........Ish anyone going to Sanna<hiccup>........Sanna<burp>......<big inhale>SHANTACON?<hiccup><belch>
NO WAY! Last time I attended SantaCon I was accosted by an elf with inappropriate boundaries, a strange nose, and eggnog scented breath named "Prancer." Allegedly, he was once a Chippendales dancer. He was "removed" from his job after he tied mistletoe to the back of his g string. Now he roams around SantaCon in a drunken stupor, mistletoe taped to his rear, talking to anyone and everyone about his glory days and goosing unsuspecting attendees (both male and female).
Oh NO, Does Santa know this? !!!!!!!!
Would someone please drag me to my treadmill and force me on it?