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[Merry Prankster]

Cookie, the Prankster is fascinated by this concept of "Cream Cheese" deodorant.  He believes you are on to something but he has some questions.

Will "Cream Cheese" deodorant come in the usual variety, e.g., regular, scented, anti-perspirant?   Will it be applied via roll-on, spray, or should one use a butter knife?  If the latter, will a butter knife be included with each container?  Will there be a special size so it can pass airport security?  Has the TSA been informed about "Cream Cheese" deodorant?  Finally, is the reduced-fat version preferable vs. the regular?

The Prankster has a suggestion for a motto:  "The deodorant that's finger lickin' good."  Pretty good, huh?

[bacali]

MP, so much thought put into this...that me wonders if the Prankster has a headache at the end of the day ? 

[Prairie Dawn]

Cookie, the Prankster is fascinated by this concept of "Cream Cheese" deodorant.  He believes you are on to something but he has some questions.

Will "Cream Cheese" deodorant come in the usual variety, e.g., regular, scented, anti-perspirant?   Will it be applied via roll-on, spray, or should one use a butter knife?  If the latter, will a butter knife be included with each container?  Will there be a special size so it can pass airport security?  Has the TSA been informed about "Cream Cheese" deodorant?  Finally, is the reduced-fat version preferable vs. the regular?

The Prankster has a suggestion for a motto:  "The deodorant that's finger lickin' good."  Pretty good, huh?

Oh......my.....GOD! 


sorry, back to the questions

[Cookie Monster]

If one could ride on a unicorn thru a sea of cream cheese, would one do it?   :But who is one?    :Does anyone know?  Is this a three part question, now four with this?   Is any of this questions or mearly fact in the land of the cookie?

[Merry Prankster]

Cookie, your recent post reminded the Prankster........has anyone seen the Prankster's clapper?

[Snowbird]

I think your clapper is sitting next to your cream cheese deodorant.  Or what it the cream cheese bar soap where I saw it?   

[Merry Prankster]

I think your clapper is sitting next to your cream cheese deodorant.  Or what it the cream cheese bar soap where I saw it?   

Are you implying that the  Prankster might have a cream cheese clapper?

[Cookie Monster]

I think your clapper is sitting next to your cream cheese deodorant.  Or what it the cream cheese bar soap where I saw it?   

Are you implying that the  Prankster might have a cream cheese clapper?

If I had some cream cheese, does that mean if I clap with it in my hand, I will invent a new version of a clapper?!

[Prairie Dawn]

Can I get a clapper? 

[Merry Prankster]

Can I get a clapper? 

If the Prankster understands................do you want to get your hands on a clapper?

The Prankster has a tale of woe about the clapper.  Do you want to hear it?   You do?  Good.

Once upon a time the Prankster had his entire house rigged with clappers.  One night, after watching an especially good tv show, the Prankster rose and gave it a standing O.  Two minutes later a neighbor called 911.  To make a long story short, no more clappers for the Prankster.  Don't you hate nosy neighbors?

[bacali]

Now, speaking of Clappers...here's a classic. Have you seen it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo&feature=kp

 

[ponytail]

 

That's definitely a good one--I don't know how they can keep such straight faces. (most of the time)! I have always loved Johnny Carson, how about you?

[bacali]

Yup, me too when I was able to watch him...
Do you think anyone as good at late night now?

[ponytail]

I like Jimmy Fallon a lot, how about you?

[Merry Prankster]

The Prankster loved David Letterman until he went on autopilot about ten years ago.  There was only one Prince of Darkness.  There will never be another and that's the way it should be.

Do munchkins tweet?