Limerick Week 6

[Snowbird]

Merry Prankster is Week 5 Winner.
Please post our next word to use in Week 6 contest.

[Merry Prankster]

In honor of both winter and the creator of this contest, the Prankster selects the word "snow"

[Sergeant Prankster]

Sarge is pinch-hitting for bro this week.  He will unveil his limerick in stages.


There was once a comely lass named Snow,
She met her Prince at Whisky A Go Go.

In accordance with the rules, Sarge has modified his limerick:

There was once a comely lass white as snow,
She met her Prince at Whisky A Go Go.

[bacali]

Oh, how I can't STAND the snow
I hate it from my head to my toes
I need a warm beach
But, that's out of my reach
Nightly forcasts just add to my woes !!

[Snowbird]

Haha Barb.  That's a good one and I know you mean it from the bottom of your heart (or should I say cold toes).

[Sergeant Prankster]

Sarge's limerick continues:

There was once a comely lass named Snow,
She met her Prince at Whisky A Go Go.

They boogied the night away,
Until the break of day

Modified version:

There was once a comely lass white as snow,
She met her Prince at Whisky A Go Go.

Her boogie had patrons wowed.
The Disco Queen watched and vowed,

[bacali]

Haha Barb.  That's a good one and I know you mean it from the bottom of your heart (or should I say cold toes).

Oh, Bonnie  I certainly do.
I think I even heard that you might be getting snow.
They are saying now a nor'easter is going to START early evening Wed ( tomorrow) and last through Thurs into Friday morning. That's high winds too. I pray we don't lose power.
They say another foot of snow , at least....They really haven't a clue.
I finally went out with a girlfriend today for lunch... and I have a dinner meeting tomorrow night for our Fire Aux.  I plan on going if it hasn't started... because I know darn well I am stuck in the  house on Thurs.
I don't even think Liam will be coming..for his usual day.
HIs mom is home still on maternity leave so it will be silly to bring him out in bad weather... to come here.
If I can... I will try to take a picture of the pile at the end of the block during the day tomorrow.
It absolutely is up to the street name...and this isn't just my block...but, every block.
There's no place to put it anymore.   

[Sergeant Prankster]

And now for the pasta day resistant (that doesn't sound quite right, does it?):

There was once a comely lass white as snow,
She met her Prince at Whisky A Go Go.

Her boogie had patrons wowed.
The Disco Queen watched and vowed,

To send an appletini and the rest you know.

[ponytail]

She got caught in a sudden hard snow,
A ritzy bar took her in on the go,
She sniffed and she sneezed,
The tipplers weren't pleased,
When her nose on the napkins she'd blow.

 

[Sergeant Prankster]

The following limerick IS NOT PART OF THE WEEKLY CONTEST.   Sarge submits it STRICTLY as a tribute to the creator of this contest.  <Sarge salutes>.

There was once a comely lass named Snow,
She thought she met her Prince at Whisky a Go Go.
But the Prince feared the Queen,
Snow’s disgust could be seen,
She can’t stand a man with no balls, as we well know.

[Prairie Dawn]

There once was a gent named Joe
Who enjoyed making whoopee in the snow
Until one icy night
Things did not turn out right
He lost his "courage" at 50 below!

[Prairie Dawn]

She got caught in a sudden hard snow,
A ritzy bar took her in on the go,
She sniffed and she sneezed,
The tipplers weren't pleased,
When her nose on the napkins she'd blow.

 

I love this limerick! Great job pony!