The Reality Buzz
Open Floor => Post Games => Topic started by: Court on December 30, 2012, 05:20:58 PM
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Here is a new one, its rather simple. The next poster needs to use the last word first that the previous poster added, and change the last word to something different for the next poster.
For example
It wouldn't be cookies without icing. So the next person will start: It wouldn't be icing without cupcakes.
Lets start with
It wouldn't be Christmas without snow.
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It wouldn't be snow, without cold! -SNOWGLOBE
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It wouldn't be cold without winter.
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Hey, this is a neat game!
It wouldn't be winter without a crackling fire.
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There wouldn't be a crackling fire without a match !
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There wouldn't be a match if there wasn't a candle.
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There wouldn't be a candle if there wasn''t wax.
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There wouldn't be wax if there wasn't an ear.
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It wouldn't be an ear without a head.
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There wouldn't be a head without a pimple.
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There wouldn't be a pimple if there wasn't a teenager.
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There wouldn't be a teenager if there wasn't puberty....
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There wouldn't be puberty without age.
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There wouldn't be age without growth
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There wouldn' t be growth without nourishment.
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It wouldn't be nourishment without food. :103:
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It wouldn't be food without a stove.
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There wouldn't be a stove without fuel.
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There wouldn't be fuel without a gas station.
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There wouldn't be a gas station without pumps.
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There wouldn't be pumps without breast milk.
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There wouldn't be breast milk without boobs!
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There wouldn't be boobs without women!
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There wouldn't be women without "that" rib !
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There wouldn't be ribs w/o barbecue sauce!
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There wouldn't be Barbecue sause without tomatoes.
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There wouldn't be tomatoes w/o vines.
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There wouldn't be vines without soil.
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There wouldn't be soil without compost.
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There would be no compost without animals.
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There wouldn't be animals...without God.
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There wouldn't be God w/o faith.
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And, there wouldn't be faith without love.
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there wouldn't be love without hearts
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There wouldn't be hearts without feelings.
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There wouldn't be feelings without a conscious.
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There wouldn't be conscious without sympathy
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It wouldn't be sympathy w/o concern
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There would not be concern without caring.
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There wouldn't be caring without -Grouphug- hugs.
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There wouldn't be hugs without arms.
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There wouldn't be arms without a body.
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There wouldn't be a body w/o bones.
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Ther wouldn't be bones without calcium.
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It wouldn't be calcium without ...you got me! Uhhhh....hmmmm...gonna have to think about this one. -LOL-
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:confuse: :confuse: I'm waiting.......... -Dancekick-
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There wouldn't be calcium without minerals.
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There wouldn't be minerals without rocks..
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It wouldn't be rock without a little roll.
(did I do this right?)
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( sure you did)
It wouldn't be roll without a little tune.
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It wouldn't be a tune without a note.
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It wouldn't be a baby without a stork. (Did I do that right?) :sign0144:
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New here too, I think you have to use the word tune. I wil go with what you wrote.
It wouldn't be a baby without a diaper.
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It would not be a monster without a cookie :19: :72:
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It wouldn't be a cookie without chocolate chips!
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It wouldn't be chocolate chips without....
( sing along with me....N E S T L E S.......Nestle's makes the very best.....chocolate..) :58:
Nestles
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It wouldn't be Nestles without Corporate America
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It wouldn't be corporate America without the little man.
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There wouldn't be the little man without his mother.
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There wouldn't be a mother without a child.
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There wouldn't be a child without a pregnancy.
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There wouldn't be a pregnancy without............(I'm thinking, I'm thinking)....................hormones. :bravo_2: -Fooledya-
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There wouldn't be hormones without living beings.
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There wouldn't be living beings without the big bang.
Lol watching Big bang theory at the moment.
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Court, Big Bang Theory is hilarious!
This is getting heavy..............
There wouldn't be a big bang without.................sound
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There wouldn't be sound without waves.
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There wouldn't be waves without vibrations
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There would not be good vibrations without the Beach Boys.
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It would not really be a fart without the smell :29: ??? :33: -LOL-
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How did you link the Beach Boys to flatulence? Oh my. :smiley_confused1:
It would not be a smell without a nose.
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It would not really be a fart without the smell :29: ??? :33: -LOL-
IS THERE A COOKIE MONSTER DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? :41: :41:
It would not be a nose without a nostril.
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:85: :smiley_confused1:
Oh I get it now -LOL-
It would not be a cookie without a nose to smell it -SPLAT-
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It would not be a smell without a scent.
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(you guys make me laugh)
It would not be ascent without a hill (okay, I'm cheating)
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It would not be ascent without descent.
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It is better to be decent that to have a boot kick your rump and then you fall into a decent :confuse:
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It is better to be decent that to have a boot kick your rump and then you fall into a decent :confuse:
MEDIC!!
It would not be a descent without elevation.
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It would not be "elevation" without U2
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I would not be me without U2 :25:
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Nicely done, Cookie Monster. I think you just earned yourself some very special cookies.
It wouldn't be Cookie Monster without cookies.
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There would not be cookies without dough.
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There would not be dough without flour.
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It would not be Pilsbury with out the dough boy :32: :d030:
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It would not be the Dough Boy without...............GHOSTBUSTERS! -Ghost-
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There wouldn't be Ghostbusters without haunted houses.
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It wouldn't be a haunted house without..............Vincent Price
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It wouldn't be Vincent Price without a nifty moustache!
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It wouldn't be a moustasche....without Santa Claus !
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It wouldn't be Santa Claus without the North Pole
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It wouldn't be the North Pole without ice.
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It wouldn't be ice without rain.
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It wouldn't be rain without clouds.
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It wouldn't be clouds without sunshine.
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It wouldn't be sunlight without electromagnetic radiation. (I had to look that one up)! -LOL-
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There wouldn't be electromagnetic radiation without
Muskrat Love nuclear fusion (there are other methods but I choose to ignore them)
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It wouldn't be nuclear fusion without collision.
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It wouldn't be collision without.......................insurance :smiley_confused1:
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It would not be a sting without a bee :-\ :72: -Bee- -duh-
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Cookie, you're off the ......................I give up!
It wouldn't be a bee without a.......................quilt
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It wouldn't be a quilt without a stitch.
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It wouldn't be a stitch without a needle. :72:
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It wouldn't be a needle in the haystack without a haystack.
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It wouldn't be a haystack without.........................a farmer's daughter. (Did you really say that MP? :32:) :72:
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It wouldn't be a roll in the hay without a farmer's daughter.
(See what you started MP! :57:)
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Yes, he did! Again!
It wouldn't be a farmer's daughter joke without a salesman.
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-LOL-
It wouldn't be a salesman without a vacuum.
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It wouldn't be a vacuum without suction.
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It wouldn't be a sucker fish without suction.
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It would be suction without air.
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At the moment, MP is exercising great self-control in order to avoid being asked to leave the site.
It wouldn't be air without photosynthesis.
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Deep breathing helps MP. -LOL-
It would not be photosynthesis without light energy.
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It wouldn't be light energy without sunshine
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Hmmm......For some strange reason this path seems familiar.
It wouldn't be sunshine without......... your shoulder. (I can't believe I made a John Denver reference. Someone please put me out of my misery.)
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Hmmm......For some strange reason this path seems familiar.
It wouldn't be sunshine without......... your shoulder. (I can't believe I made a John Denver reference. Someone please put me out of my misery.)
Your Caps won, snap out of it!
It wouldn't be a shoulder if you can't let someone lean on it.
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Someone couldn't lean on it unless you stood still.
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It wouldn't be standing still without feet planted firmly on the ground.
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Without gravity your feel would not be planted on the ground.
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physical science was never my strong suit so...
It wouldn't be gravity without something serious.
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physical science was never my strong suit so...
It wouldn't be gravity without something serious.
Ponytail. gravity is simply the attraction between all forms of matter. Put another way, think of gravity as the manifestation of the desire for promiscuity between all animate/inanimate objects. :72:
It wouldn't be something serious without...................................Ward Cleaver.
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It wouldn't be Ward Cleaver without the Beaver.
(this post may send MP into apoplexy, lol)
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Thanks a lot PD. I'm back on the blood pressure monitor and my pacemaker shorted out. -Silly face-
It wouldn't be the Beaver (aka "the Beave") without.................Eddie Haskell or Butthead (take your pick)
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It wouldn't be Eddie Haskell without some kind of trouble brewing.
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There wouldn't be trouble brewing without............a coffeemaker
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There would be no need for a coffeemaker without coffee. -Warmingup-
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There wouldn't be lots of coffee without................a hill of beans
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It would not be a fart without the sound :41: :lol_hitting: -Dancekick- :7505: :96: :035: :97:
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It would not be a fart without the sound :41: :lol_hitting: -Dancekick- :7505: :96: :035: :97:
Oh, yes it could! Haven't you ever heard of the silent but deadly ones!
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It would not be a fart without the sound :41: :lol_hitting: -Dancekick- :7505: :96: :035: :97:
Oh, yes it could! Haven't you ever heard of the silent but deadly ones!
:72: :16: I have heard of them :lol_hitting: :7505: :d030: -LOL-
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It would not be a fart without the sound :41: :lol_hitting: -Dancekick- :7505: :96: :035: :97:
Oh, yes it could! Haven't you ever heard of the silent but deadly ones!
:72: :16: I have heard of them :lol_hitting: :7505: :d030: -LOL-
Have you heard of a space fart? -SPLAT-
Cookie, do you come with a warning label? :91: :41:
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It wouldn't be a hill of beans if it amounted to something.
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It wouldn't amount to something if it didn't live up to it's reputation.
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Kim Kardashian wouldn't live up to her reputation if..............she didn't have x-rays of her derriere.
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If there were no cows, there would be no "dairy air." :smiley_confused1:
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If there were no cows, there would be no "dairy air." :smiley_confused1:
You pulled that one out of your.....never mind. :72:
There would be no "dairy air" without...................methane
I got that backwards didn't I? I'm half asleep so I'm thinking with my "dairy air." Without cows..............there would be no tipping.
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Without tipping there would be some very angry servers! (and you know what an angry server will do to your food)
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without servers there would be no minions
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Without minions there would be no master.
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Without masters there would be no slaves.
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Without slaves there would have been.............no Civil War (maybe, maybe not)
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Without a Civil War there would have been no Gettysburg.
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Without Gettysburg there would be no..................Gettysburg Address (greatest speech ever!)
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Without the Gettysburg address, there would be no four score and seven years...
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Without four score and seven years.............there would have been no fireworks on the fourth of July.
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It wouldn't be fireworks without sulfur and carbon.
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Without sulphur there would be no brimstone.
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Without brimstone............there would have been no pitchforks
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Without pitchforks ther would be no haystacks. uhoh--here we go again!
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Nah, the Prankster tries not to repeat himself.
Without haystacks there would have been no needle to find.
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If there was no needle to find, the search would be called off.
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If the search had been called off.................Dr. Livingston would not have been found.
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If Dr. Livingston had never been found there would be no, "Dr. Livingston I presume"
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There would be no 'Dr. Livingstone I presume without Stanley.
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Without Stanley........... there would be no power tools. -Silly face-
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There would be no power tools without the Industrial Revolution
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Without the Industrial Revolution.................there would have been no "Das Kapital."
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Without Karl Marx there would be no "Das Kapital."
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Without Hegel there would have been no Marx (maybe).
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Without Hegel there would be no absolute idealism
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Without absolute idealism there wouldn't be cults.
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Without Hale-Bopp we would not have the Heaven's Gate cult.
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There would be no Heaven's Gate cult without the belief in UFO's.
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There would be no belief in UFOs without...........Men In Black.
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Without the Men in Black there would be no reallly cool sunglasses.......
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There would be no really cool sunglasses if the sun didn't shine.
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If the sun did not shine we would have no photosynthesis.
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If there was no photosynthesis, there would be no plant life.
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If there were no plant life there would be no oxygen.
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If there were no oxygen there would be no.........ER reruns! :a102:
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If there were no ER reruns I would not get to drool over George Clooney. :86:
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Without drooling, you would not be able to pant!
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We would need two "pant" to make a pair of pants. -rollinglaugh-
Without being able to pant dogs wouldn't be able to cool down.
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If dogs could not pant they could not share their "doggy breath" with everyone within a five foot radius! -rollinglaugh-
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It wouldn't be a panting dog with doggy breath without a playful master.
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There wouldn't be a playful master without 5o shades of grey.
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Nice one Court! :08:
It would not be 50 Shades of Grey without Christian Grey.
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It wouldn't be Christian Grey without (fill in the name of his plaything here______). Sorry, don't read the books.
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I'll take another stab it at Ponytail. (some people around here seem to know a lot about 50 Shades of Grey) :72:
It wouldn't be Christian Grey without the Marquis de Sade.
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It wouldn't be the Marquis de Sade without bondage
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It wouldn't be bondage without some leather. :c029:
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It wouldn't be leather without a cow.
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It wouldn't be a cow without a bull.
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there would not be bullriders without a bull.
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There wouldn't be bull riders without rodeos.
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There wouldn't be rodeos without.................clowns!
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There would be no creepy clowns in the sewer without Stephen King!
"we all float down here"
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There wouldn't be Stephen King without...................Heeeeeeere's Johnny! :sign0151: 8) :iagree:
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There wouldn't be ...Heeeeere's Johnny without.....Ed McMahon.
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Without Ed McMahon there would be no Publishers Clearinghouse Giveaway!
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Without Publisher Clearing House we wouldn't get that envelope in our mail box every year.
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Without that envelope in our mail box every year there wouldn't be war amps.
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Sorry Court, I don't know about the rest of us non-Canadians but this one has no idea what a war amp is.
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Same here! Enlighten us.
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A war amp is an organization that helps children or adults who have had an amputation. I believe it originally was formed to help veterans who lost a limb at war. They do a lot of help families.
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Yikes! Okay, there wouldn't be war amps if there were no missing limbs... :'(
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if there were no missing limbs there would be no good trees for treehouses.
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If there were no good trees for tree houses there would be no.....................cool place for young kids to go to in order to hide from their parents!
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If there were no cool place for kids to hide out from their parents, there would be more kids saying, 'I'm bored".
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If there were no children saying, "I'm bored" maybe it would be because they learned to pretend and play make believe games like we did when we were younger.
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When I was a kid I used to drive my mother crazy on some summer days with the "I'm bored" stuff. She would eventually tire of me and shoo me away so I'd go outside and blow up stuff. 8) :sign0151: :wee_hee:
Without pretend and make believe games there would be no good reason to be Donald Trump.
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Without Donald Trump there would be no wind proof, gravity defying, voluminous COMB OVERS! -rollinglaugh-
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There would be no wind proof, gravity defying,voluminous COMB OVERS without balding heads! :)
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There would be no bald heads without old men.
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Without old men there would be no amazing grandfathers!
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Without amazing grandfathers there would be no tall tales.
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Without Tall Tales there would be no...................things that go bump in the night.
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I am using EVERY bit of restraint I have here not to unleash the bawd in me............ :97:
Without things that go bump in the night there would be no scary ghost stories.
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Without scary ghost stories there would be no sleepless nights.
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Without sleepless nights there would be no..........population growth. :smiley_confused1:
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Things are getting dicey. There would be no growth in population without growth in ...................Even the Prankster can't go there.
There would be no population growth without....................puberty.
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Without puberty there would be no "know it all, cranky" teenage girls.
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Without "know it all, cranky" teenage girls there would be no......................need for "Father Knows Best." :clap: :steeringwheel: :bravo_2: :13:
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There would be no "Father Knows Best"....without his lovely wife making him look so good. :72:
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There would be no wife making him look good without stay at home moms.
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Dangerous territory.
There would be no stay at home moms without...............children.
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There would be no children without................ummmmmm..........THE STORK. :smiley_confused1:
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There'd be no storks without eggs.
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There would be no eggs without...................Roosters.
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Without Roosters we would not have Foghorn Leghorn.
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Without Foghorn Leghorn we wouldn't have George P. Dog
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Without George P. Dog we would not have one very confused Henery Hawk!
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Without Henery Hawk we would have no feisty little wise guy.
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If there were no feisty little wise guys I would be out of a job, lol.
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If there were no feisty little wise guys, there would be no sidekicks.
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Without sidekicks we would not have interesting characters like Tattoo......."the plane, the plane."
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Without interesting characters like Tattoo we wouldn't have famous tag lines.
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without famous tag lines we wouldn't have "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"
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Without Heeeeeeeer's Johnny we wouldn't have Heeeeeeeeer's Andy...
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Without Heeeeeere's Andy, we wouldn't have a rat in the big brother house.
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Without a Big Brother house we would have nothing to rant and rave about all summer! :)
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With nothing to rant and rave about all summer, we would be here on the Buzz a lot more!
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Without being on the Buzz we would miss being stung by the Prankster!
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Without the Prankster, we wouldn't have started our limerick games....
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Without limerick games we would have had nothing but drinking contests in the lounge.
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Without drinking games in the lounge we wouldn't have to recycle beer cans...
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Without recycling beer cans we'd only drink beer in bottles...
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Without beer bottles we wouldn't have "99 bottles of beer on the wall...." :72:
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We'd not have ever had "99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall" if we weren't stuck in a moving vehicle... on a long trip. :72:
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Without being stuck in a moving vehicle on a long trip we wouldn't have made our parents pull over to the side of the road and straighten us up.
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Our parents wouldn't have pulled over to the side of the road to straigthen us up if we behaved. O:-)
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If we behaved our parents would never have to find new ways to ground us!
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Without new ways to ground us out parents might resort to spanking our behinds.
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Without "spanking behinds" there never would have been....50 Shades of Grey? :c029: :s_cool: :beer:
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Without "Fifty Shades of Grey" there would be no unique uses for grey neckties. :hee20hee20hee:
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Hmmm.....someone has an interesting reading list.
Without unique uses for grey neckties there wouldn't be...............such a demand for dry cleaning?
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Without a demand for dry cleaners there wouldn't be any dry cleaner stores.
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Without any dry cleaner stores my wool coats would never get clean!
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Your wool coats would never need cleaning without a few messy meals.
<drool>
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Without a few messy meals I would not be a good Italian girl!
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Without a good Italian girl there would be no delightful breakfasts in the shout box!
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PONY! :88:
Without breakfast in the shout box we would all be starving! :86:
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We would all be starving if we were contestants on Survivor.
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Without Survivor we would have no reality stars to complain about! -loll
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Without Reality Stars to complain about, we wouldn't have the Reality Buzz.... :'(
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Without our Reality Buzz, we wouldn't have each other :88:
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Without each other, there would be no goofy games to play.
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There would be no goofy games to play if we didn't have our computers.
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There would be no computers if someone didn't have the brains to invent them.
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I someone didn't have the brains to invent them(computers) , some of us would go to bed earlier.
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If we went to bed earlier, we'd get up earlier.