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Offline ponytail

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Terrible jokes...
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:48:45 AM »
Time for a new category! please put down your favorite terrible jokes......

Here's one:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2014, 09:50:47 AM »
And another one:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2014, 12:55:23 PM »
The Prankster has more than a few jokes about lawyers:

Why do lawyers make better test subjects than rats?  There are some things even a rat won't do.

Why did God create lawyers?  To make used car salesmen feel good about themselves.

How does a lawyer sleep?  First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.

Stay tuned.......
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2014, 02:24:14 PM »
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2014, 02:06:36 PM »
What happens to an Eskimo who sits on the ice for too long?

Polaroids.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2014, 06:20:00 PM »
The Prankster is in the process of making Ponytail regret ever starting this topic.

What does one get when one crosses an all-time great male singer with an all-time great physicist?


Frankeinstein
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2014, 05:58:00 PM »
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?



A subordinate claus.    :smiley_confused1:
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2014, 09:45:39 PM »
 -rollinglaugh- Now that is terrible! Both of you!
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2014, 05:49:56 PM »
The old woman who lived in a shoe also had many dogs; they lived in a Hush Puppy.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2014, 12:34:23 PM »
 :smiley_confused1:

Q: What is Santa's favorite pizza?
 A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2014, 05:44:17 PM »
Has anyone heard about the new Christmas horror move starring Frosty the Snowman and Dracula?  It's called "Frostbite."
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2014, 07:44:53 PM »
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2014, 08:59:14 PM »
 -rollinglaugh-

A three-legged cowboy dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He
sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my
paw."
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2014, 11:27:46 PM »
 What do you call a snowman in the summer?
  A puddle !      -duh-
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2014, 06:38:08 PM »
A group of terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Hotel, where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. The terrorist leader announced that unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.
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