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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2015, 02:30:24 PM »
What grows down, when it grows up? 

A: A goose                   
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2015, 11:52:02 AM »
I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, “but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”
“That’s terrible!” Said the distraught young man, quickly sitting down before he could faint. “I don’t know if I could handle being in quarantine…and the cheese and bologna diet…
What’s with the cheese and bologna diet anyway? I’ve never of such a diet before?!”
“It’s not exactly a diet”, responded the Doctor matter of factly, “it’s just the only food that will fit under the door!”

I know..... :33:
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2015, 07:15:53 AM »
Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?   

 A: Wrong.         

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?   

 A: He neverlands!                       
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2015, 11:48:43 AM »
For Johnny Mac--

What does a dentist get when he gets booted out of Big Brother? A little plaque!
« Last Edit: September 16, 2015, 11:51:09 AM by ponytail »
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2015, 06:00:02 PM »
It is time for some bad holiday humor:

Who brings genetically modified food to little boys and girls all over the world for Christmas?

Monsanta.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #50 on: October 27, 2015, 09:21:25 PM »
 :57:  Ahhhhh ! LOL

I've got a knock knock joke;

Do you know why Mozart killed all his chickens?
Because he asked them .."who was the best composer" ..and they said....
"Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach" !!!
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #51 on: January 12, 2016, 05:57:29 PM »
How did the snow woman discourage the snowman's advances?


She gave him the cold shoulder.
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« Reply #52 on: January 19, 2016, 12:57:03 AM »
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2016, 11:10:38 PM »
What does one call a munchkin with a bad combover?


A Trumpkin.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2016, 10:41:09 AM »
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2016, 10:24:31 PM »
Adam was returning home to paradise one night after staying out late with the lion and the tiger.

Eve got angry and yelled at him: "Where were you? Are you seeing another woman?!"

Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth" and went to sleep.

Later that night Adam woke up feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.

"What are you doing?", he asked.

"I'm counting your ribs!" she responded.
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2016, 10:35:50 AM »
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #57 on: July 11, 2016, 12:49:51 PM »
Q - What do you call an elephant skin doctor?

A - A pachydermatologist
 
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« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2016, 10:30:54 AM »
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
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Re: Terrible jokes...
« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2016, 06:10:15 PM »
What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by Whittle   < a rump bum>  :whoo:
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