Would you rather...

[bacali]

I'd opt for being shot out of a canon and landing inside a grissly bears den.....because right now...those bears are hibernating...and dam...
this meat is frozen....they wouldn't want it anyway.   

Would you rather...hike.. all the way down to Florida for sunshine
and swimming
Or fly on a private jet up North to  a more frozen tundra?

[Merry Prankster]

The Prankster would head for FL.  Don't forget to put the golf clubs in the trunk.

Would you rather...............

kiss a frog or limbo with a munchkin?

[ponytail]

smoochies with the frog

Would you rather snuggle with a Muggle or bitch with a witch.

[bacali]

The Prankster would head for FL.  Don't forget to put the golf clubs in the trunk.

Would you rather...............

kiss a frog or limbo with a munchkin?

What trunk? ..for the golf clubs....I said "hike". ..there's no car.   

[Prairie Dawn]

Given the past few days......bitch with a witch. 

Would you rather......

Man the Kissing Booth at the annual "Halitosis Anonymous" convention or ride in a Fiat with the three winners of the "Garlic Eating Champions of the World" contest on a 90 degree day with no air conditioning?

[Merry Prankster]

Ride in the Fiat (does it have a sun roof?)

Be chased by a bunch of rabid munchkins who want to bite your tootsie pop or be chased by a cabal of hungry cannibals with a pot of boiling water and a rectal meat thermometer?

[Prairie Dawn]

Ride in the Fiat (does it have a sun roof?)

Be chased by a bunch of rabid munchkins who want to bite your tootsie pop or be chased by a cabal of hungry cannibals with a pot of boiling water and a rectal meat thermometer?

 

I'll take my chances with the munchkins!

Would you rather.....

Be lounging on the beach when a mammoth flight of 500 "loose stooled" geese fly over and decide to "let loose" or be the cheese server on the rat infested ghost ship?

[ponytail]

It would have to be the loose stools..at least the ocean is close by for a quick rinse.

Run backwards over sharp rocks for a mile or do somersaults around the block on hot, tarry roads.

[Merry Prankster]

Ponytail---you live in a tough neighborhood, geographically speaking.  If I can wear shoes----rocks.  If not--somersaults and blisters.

Would you rather............be the serpent in the Garden of Eden with munchkins Adam and Eve unable to reach the forbidden fruit from the Lollypop Tree with the Big Munchkin becoming increasingly curious about his jumping creations OR be Dorothy, without the ruby slippers (she swapped them for three meat suits from Lady Gaga) and being chased by the even more wicked witch of the south by southwest who wears nothing but Gore-Tex.

[Prairie Dawn]

Ponytail---you live in a tough neighborhood, geographically speaking.  If I can wear shoes----rocks.  If not--somersaults and blisters.

Would you rather............be the serpent in the Garden of Eden with munchkins Adam and Eve unable to reach the forbidden fruit from the Lollypop Tree with the Big Munchkin becoming increasingly curious about his jumping creations OR be Dorothy, without the ruby slippers (she swapped them for three meat suits from Lady Gaga) and being chased by the even more wicked witch of the south by southwest who wears nothing but Gore-Tex.

WHOA! Cookie, is that you? 

I'll take the serpent?

Would you rather.....climb a fire ant infested banyon tree using nothing but your teeth and your thumbs OR zip line straight into a tree full of angry woodpeckers?

[ponytail]

I'll chance the woodpeckers!

Would you rather spend all day in a room full of 20 toddlers wearing dirty diapers, hyped up on chocolate and Pepsi, or spend all day cooped up in a room of 20 cats and 20 rats,  wearing catnip stuffed shorts.

[ponytail]

okayeeeee, I'll take the toddlers, I guess.

Would you rather eat your way through a huge cake from the inside out, or eat your way through a watermelon from the outside in.

[ponytail]

Okayeeeee again, I take the cake!

Would you rather be stuck in line behind a dozen shoppers with full carts, coupons, and price matching ads orbe stuck in line behind 12 harried mothers with rude toddlers and crying babies.....

[Merry Prankster]

Gawd, I'll take the shoppers.

Would you rather........

channel surf or surf the deep web?

[ponytail]

channel surf --don't go many places on the web


Would you rather surf jellyfish infested waters or paddle board in shark infested waters.