WARNING: The following post has political content. It is intended only for immature audiences.
In New Hampshire Trump had a yuuuge win over the Republican field and Clinton suffered a serious third degree Bern.
On the Republican side, a guy who spent two months in a tent in NH got 16% of the vote and was ecstatic. Another guy, who received one in every nine votes cast, spent over $1000 per vote and finished fourth, acted like he won. On the Democratic side, a 74 year-old self-described socialist and registered independent received 60% of the vote, demolished the mighty Clinton machine and had Hillary reserving a stadium-sized “special place in hell.†WTF? This Presidential campaign gets curiouser and curiouser.
The Prankster has heard a rumor that NBC is rushing into production on a new reality show, “Presidential Candidate Apprentice.†Each month, The Donald will summon two Republican Presidential Candidates into the “real†Oval Office at Camp Donald (Trump Tower) and let them plead for their political lives. The Donald will demand that each candidate kiss his comb to demonstrate the candidate’s undying fealty if he/she leaves the race, throw a Trumpertantrum and then fire one of them from the campaign. The last candidate standing will be hired as Trump’s VEEP and backup hairdresser. Who will be the first to go---Chris, Ben, or Carly? Tune in to the inaugural show. There is another rumor that the mid-season special will have The Donald firing one of the network correspondents covering the race. No guest correspondents have been announced but NBC has contacted Megyn Kelly.
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