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Offline Merry Prankster

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #825 on: February 18, 2016, 05:57:23 PM »
Donald Trump is now fighting with the Pope.  Where's Rod Serling?

In other news, WWE has announced a special "Spring Slam." The feature match has the tag teams of The Donald and Jerry Falwell, Jr. vs. the Dali Lama and a representative from the Little Sisters of the Poor.  Vince McMahon will become a Rabbi so he can officiate the match fairly.

In other news, NBC has commissioned a team of writers to create a treatment for a new reality show, "Vatican Apprentice."  In the opening episode The Donald will rename Trump Tower "Vatican West," redecorate it with knock-off Renaissance art and gold plated  stuff, and build a wall around it with only a single door.  Then eight priests will compete for the right to..........nah, never mind.  Even MP can't go there.......Did anyone else see that flash of lightning?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #826 on: February 18, 2016, 09:08:42 PM »
You should write for the Onion, MP!
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #827 on: February 22, 2016, 05:58:08 PM »
The Donald's latest conspiracy theory:  There ARE monsters under every child's bed and they are actually ISIS sleeper cells.  If elected, The Donald promises "to kick the hell out of them."  (MP believes he is referring to the monsters.)
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #828 on: February 23, 2016, 10:13:45 AM »
Mr. "I'd like to punch the smile off his face" Trump---I wouldn't put it past him.

They say the Donald's wall will cost $12.5 billion to put up and take 4 years. I wonder how much deporting all those illegals will cost?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #829 on: April 11, 2016, 06:18:08 PM »
Two of The Donald's kids did not register in time to vote in the NYS republican primary.  The good news for them is that the intelligence gene seems to skip only one generation.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #830 on: April 20, 2016, 05:31:06 PM »
MP does not understand the saying "turn out the lights, the party's over."  During the Prankster's wayward youth (which never ended), when someone said "turn out the lights," it meant the party was just getting started.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #831 on: May 21, 2016, 10:38:42 AM »
 -loll

My calendar is finally clear for a few days. Time to create! Excited about my new projects.
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« Reply #832 on: September 01, 2016, 02:01:42 PM »
Wow! Some people are really crabby! I got chewed out by a cranky old gentleman the other day because my purse hit his car!
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« Reply #833 on: September 14, 2016, 05:43:08 PM »
The Prankster has decided to release his medical records on "The Wizard of Oz" show to prove he is fit to serve another term as Prankster of the Emerald City.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #834 on: October 02, 2016, 06:11:36 PM »
I'm all decorated for Fall and Halloween !  -Dancekick-

My house ..that is. hahaha
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #835 on: November 28, 2016, 08:46:12 PM »
Thanksgiving is over. It was so wonderful to have my whole family... all 3 children and their families with me...all under one roof. They will never understand how I feel until they are....the Grandma/pa.  :88:
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« Reply #836 on: November 29, 2016, 09:28:43 AM »
It was nice for us too, although we were missing our son.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #837 on: February 03, 2017, 06:16:32 PM »
The media reports that President Trump takes propecia to grow his hair and a daily little pink aspirin pill to protect his heart.  MP wonders whether he takes a little blue pill to grow his...........hands. -dunno-
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #838 on: June 29, 2017, 11:36:36 PM »
A sign of the impending apocalypse........

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #839 on: July 11, 2017, 11:05:10 PM »
I thought the Declaration of Independence reads, "We the people..." not We the Republicans..." Sick of it.
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