Would you rather...

[ponytail]

Well I have no idea what gunkholing is  but I don't want to be anywhere near leprechauns with head lice, so I guess I will try gilbert on no-doze and plug my ears with seaweed.

Would you rather mow the grass in 100+ weather, or scoop snow in -10 weather.

[cak416]

Scoop snow in -10 definitely. I hate heat.


Would you rather sleep in late or get up early to have a "spa" date with a friend?

[Merry Prankster]

sleep in late.

Would you rather...........

be stuck off Alaska, on a cruise ship w/neither power nor working toilets, along with 2000 "swinging single" munchkins who just polished off an 800 gallon vat of bourbon and Maalox, took off their clothes, began mooning Orcas, playing Twister and singing "We represent the lollipop guild"  OR  be stuck in a Range Rover that ran out of gas in the middle of the Serengeti with a family of baboons reaching through the open windows trying to snatch your bling and an elderly, badly nearsighted, lovesick Tarzan staring at you through the moon roof and pleading "Please Jane, come back.  I know I can't swing as well as I once could but I can swing ONCE as well as I ever could."?

[ponytail]

aaaaaah...ahahah-ahah.....aaaaaah--that's supposed to be my Tarzan call--just call me Jane. (strangely enough some friends and I are looking at going on an Alaskan cruise later this year.)

Would you rather be jammed into a car trunk with 33 rats wanting a warm place to snuggle, or be jammed into an elevator with 33 flea ridden dogs itching like crazy.

[Prairie Dawn]

FLEAS! Yikes! I'll take the rats.

Would you rather.........

Be locked in a volkswagen bug on a sizzling summer day, for six hours, no ac and the windows are jammed shut, with three sweaty sumo wrestlers who are unfamiliar with deodorant, ate copious amounts of beans and sun chokes for lunch and are starting to feel the "gassy after effects," and in between very juicy onion dip burps are singing "Love Will Keep Us Together."  OR  take a nice road trip, down Route 66, in an El Camino with two cannabis loving Yetis who have just learned to speak and every third word coming from their mouths is "Maaaaaaaahvelous," the radio is stuck on a channel that plays "Muskrat Love" 24 hours a day, and every five minutes you have to stop for a Yeti "bathroom break" as road food is very irritating to their sensitive stomachs.

[bacali]

I think I'll opt for the drive down Rte. 66


Would you rather.......

Be caught in a raging blizzard in your nightgown , after going outside to get the morning newspaper and the nightgown gets soaking wet and then see through when all of a sudden you see the mailman at the house next to yours crossing over the lawn to deliver your mail... OR  ... be on a terrifying airplane ride sitting next to a woman weeping and praying while the oxygen masks dangle in front of you and have no air in them... and the pilot says... every man , woman and child is....on their own?

[Merry Prankster]

Since I don't wear a nightgown..............well, almost never..............I guess I'll be gasping for oxygen.

Would you rather..........

Have a migraine for 12 hours or be next up at the local "Colin's Drive Thru Colonoscopy" franchise?

[ponytail]

Gimme back that Advil, and I'll take the migraine.

Would you rather be the mailman that ran into the person in the see through nightgown, or see the prankster in a nightgown.

[Court]

See the prankster in a night gown!

Would you rather watch a room full of screaming and hyper children or swim in a swamp infested with alligators?

[mystico]

gimme the gators

would you rather be chased by a pack of cute golden retriever puppies or chased by a pack of beautiful women in bikinis

[Merry Prankster]

See the prankster in a night gown

Court, be careful what you wish for....................


Beautiful women in bikinis (can I allow them to catch me?)

Would you rather........................

travel in time or travel anywhere in the world whenever you want to?

[ponytail]

I like my modern conveniences so I think I would travel the world..first stop, Paris.

Would you rather go for 48 hours without talking to anybody, or go for 48 hours without using your laptop or phone.

[mystico]

go withoug laptop and phone

would you rather enter a warrior dash or a color run

[Merry Prankster]

warrior run (probably my last)

Would you rather..............

tell the story or be the story?

[Snowbird]

tell the story

would you rather be an author or be an actor?