Would you rather...

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Would you rather be on Survivor or Big Brother?

[ponytail]

I think I would prefer Big Brother, but I would probably be booted out right away!

[ponytail]

Would you rather eat a 12 piece bucket of chicken with the Colonel or a six pack and a pound with Taco John?

[Court]

Give me the chicken!

Would you rather swim with sharks or smell like stinky feet for the rest of your life?

[Snowbird]

Ugh! to both of those.

I think I will swim with some baby sharks.

Eat chocolate pudding or banana pudding every day for the rest of your life.

[Merry Prankster]

chocolate pudding

Would you rather..........

Be a tester of S&M mattresses filled with carpet tacks and bed bugs or be swinging by your hands on a greased trapeze 50 feet above a pool of crocodiles that just came off 30 days on the Scarsdale Diet with your catch partner Stubby, the black sheep of the Wallendas due to his stubby arms and ten thumbs, yelling "let go!  I'm two for three today!"

[Prairie Dawn]

First of all......

I will take my chances on the vermin ridden mattress!

Would you rather....

Be forced to do push ups in a rubber suit in the middle of the Mojave desert with three angry munchkins strapped to your back who are  covered with poison ivy and itching and oozing like crazy and complaining loudly in ubbie dubbie OR be forced to eat the culinary delights of a self proclaimed chef who has poor hygiene habits, drips copious amounts of sweat into everything he cooks, and never reads expiration dates?

[Cookie Monster]

Ok the munchins

Would you rather....

Fall into a huge vat of shaving cream naked and then fall into a giant vat of salt and then slip on an oil slick and find your clothes there to put on 
or
Be walking backwards with a swarm of bees coming towards you and you are heading towards all aligator swamp and your shirt is covered in honey and your pants have fallen off

[Snowbird]

  I'll take the shaving cream. 

Would you rather find yourself naked in the middle of a big shopping mall with everyone pointing and laughing at your body or be at a luncheon in your honor and as you get up to speak you throw up all over your plate and the two people on each side of you. 

[ponytail]

Hmmmm....sounds like a dream I've had. Naked I guess.

Would you rather take 10 mastiffs wanting to go different directions for a walk, or scoop up after said mastiffs have been in a tiny backyard for 24 hours after gorging themselves on peanut butter and bacon fat sandwiches.

[Prairie Dawn]

  I will walk the mastiffs!

Would you rather.....


Swim naked in a pond full of leeches OR swim in a chum filled swimsuit just off the Great Barrier Reef?

[Cookie Monster]

I will walk the mastiffs!

Would you rather.....


Swim naked in a pond full of leeches OR swim in a chum filled swimsuit just off the Great Barrier Reef?

I feel like the barrier reef, but not bare assed!

Would you rather.....

Have to eat thru a wall of blueberry pie to get outside   
or
have the biggest fan blowing you so hard that it flings you into the birds that wanted to finish off the Alfred Hitchcock movie with their name in it?

[Merry Prankster]

Let me at that wall of pie!

Would you rather.........................

meet the man in the moon or the person behind the voice in your head?

[Prairie Dawn]

The person behind the voice in my head 


Would you rather......

Be locked in a phone booth with six angry, belching, flea infested, unwashed yetis who have just noshed on some old sardines and are heavy mouth breathers, in a parking lot in sunny Arizona, on the hottest day of the year for three hours OR go to work everyday, for two weeks, wearing nothing but a grass skirt, coconut bra top, and hot pink crocs, in the middle of the coldest December on record, every fifteen minutes being forced to sing "Tiny Bubbles" while standing on your desk and shimmying about like a Hula dancer?

[Cookie Monster]

coconut bra, when else could I ever wear one

Would you rather...

Have to walk like this for one month.  Take 5 steps sideways, then 3 backwards, then jump in the air and then fart

or

Have to be stuck in an airport for one week and eat all their food and wash up in the bathroom