Would you rather...

[Cookie Monster]

kangaroo...I like jumping on my pogo stick legs


Would you rather......

Be a fart or be the fallen tree that everyone sits on

[Merry Prankster]

Great choices, CM.  Sheesh!   Fallen tree.

Would you rather.....................


Be on DWTS or SPLASH!?

[bacali]

 Be on DWTS and dance with Tony!!!!   

Would you rather
...drive a brand new fancy car or an old ,shiny like new, classic?

[ponytail]

I always wanted a classic!

Would you rather spend 24 hours alone in a room with Daffy Duck chugging 5 hr. energy drinks or spend 24 hours alone in a room being taught animal husbandry by the secretary of agriculture who has yet to figure out how to use his promethean board.

[Snowbird]

I'll take Daffy Duck.

Had you rather teach a room full of 13 and 14 year old how to do calculus with half of them having ADHD, or take 20 four and five years olds to an amusement park all by yourself?

[Prairie Dawn]

Yikes! Snow, this is a tough one.  I will pick the 13 and 14 year olds with ADHD!

Would you rather........

Ride in a duck boat on a very windy day, downwind of a man with questionable hygiene who likes his chewing tobacco, spits a lot, is snacking on limburger and onion sandwiches, and and does not embrace the idea of deodorant  OR play spin the bottle with six drunken leprechauns who have never seen a toothbrush?

[Cookie Monster]

Ok, I will take the lepracans, maybe one could be female and cute

Would you rather be stuck in the mud and cannot get out while a crocidle is heading your way  or

have to eat Sushi all day for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3 weeks...

[ponytail]

Sushi, please!

Would you rather be up the creek without a paddle or one beer short of a six pack.

[Prairie Dawn]

One beer short of a six pack


Would you rather...........


Wake up in a hotel in Las Vegas, surrounded by empty wine bottles, five chickens, a tennis racquet, with a clown named "Jinks," who has no teeth, dancing around your room singing "Unchained Melody," a tattoo of Bea Arthur on your left butt cheek, and find yourself married to an oompa loompa  OR  Wander the streets of NYC for one week, with a troupe of Abe Vigoda look alikes who have been snorting no doze for six days straight and must stop at every Starbucks for a triple latte, and be forced to say "what's our vector Victor," to every woman wearing black pants?

[Cookie Monster]

One beer short of a six pack


Would you rather...........


Wake up in a hotel in Las Vegas, surrounded by empty wine bottles, five chickens, a tennis racquet, with a clown named "Jinks," who has no teeth, dancing around your room singing "Unchained Melody," a tattoo of Bea Arthur on your left butt cheek, and find yourself married to an oompa loompa  OR  Wander the streets of NYC for one week, with a troupe of Abe Vigoda look alikes who have been snorting no doze for six days straight and must stop at every Starbucks for a triple latte, and be forced to say "what's our vector Victor," to every woman wearing black pants?

   Just cuz I liked Barney Miller, the Abe Vigoda...

Would you rather be in a crowed elevator and have to let out a huge fart and cannot hold it in
Or
Be sitting on a plane next to an orge that farts allot

[Snowbird]

I'd rather do the farting.  Mine don't stink.

Had you rather be sitting at a machine in a casino losing your shirt while people on each side of you are winning thousands and thousands or have a winning lottery ticket and lose it?

[Merry Prankster]

I'll take losing the lottery ticket.  Better to have lotto'd and lost...........


Would you rather........................

be chased by a tribe of crazed cannibal-zombie Munchkins who have a huge crockpot, four "D" cell batteries, and an assortment of razor-sharp cutlery or be the first bachelor (use your imaginations ladies) on a revised edition of The Bachelor in which you have to select and marry one woman from a group of 25 "black widows," each of whom has had at least two husbands die under "mysterious circumstances.?"

[Prairie Dawn]

I will take my chances with the "black widows."


Would you rather.......

Go tubing "commando" in a shallow river filled with hungry snapping turtles  OR  listen to an audiobook of "War and Peace" read by Barney (everyones favorite purple dinosaur)?

[ponytail]

Let's get the pain over with quickly and go with the snapping turtles.

Would you rather win the lottery and never have to work again, or get your dream job whatever that might be.

[Cookie Monster]

dream job, do not want to get too spoiled

Would you rather.....
Find a new island, but you are stranded there with a half of a dozen strangers, male and female...
or   Find a new planet, but you are in a spaceship and are crash landing there to stay with a half dozen aquantances and maybe some alien life forms...