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Offline ponytail

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #90 on: May 03, 2013, 11:23:44 PM »
Love a good opera!

Would you rather be with Lucy when she stuffed her face with chocolates on a conveyor belt or chugged bottles of vitameatavegamin.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #91 on: May 04, 2013, 06:55:21 PM »
Conveyor belt.


Would you rather...............

boogie with a Boa or dance with the devil?



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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #92 on: May 04, 2013, 07:55:28 PM »
I'll boogie with a Boa.  I want to stay away from that devil.

Would you rather eat chocolate covered ants with a glass of oil and vinegar to wash it down or be tarred and feathered and run out of town.
Our lives end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Dr. Martin Luther King

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2013, 02:32:44 PM »
Would you rather catch 10 greasy pigs--skin, gut, stuff apples in their mouths and roast them slowly on a spit that you have to turn by hand or pluck the feathers from 10 none too happy ostriches and make an assortment of feather fans, boas and hats for a troupe of aged, toothless burlesque dancers that insist you help them shave their legs and armpits.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #94 on: May 14, 2013, 11:04:09 PM »
I'll be the feather plucker/shaver (eyes closed---I don't warrant my work).

Would you rather............................

Have to dance for hours in 6 inch heels and too tight shoes or wear neon pink sneakers to a black tie event?

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #95 on: May 15, 2013, 02:49:20 PM »
I'll take the neon pink sneakers.

Would you rather be forced to sit in a six hour long, boring meeting without being able to get out of your seat or eat a fried rat?
Our lives end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Dr. Martin Luther King

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #96 on: May 15, 2013, 05:17:37 PM »
Meeting.  The Prankster has perfected sleeping w/his eyes open.

Would you rather....................

drive a NASCAR car at over 200 MPH or hang glide starting at 10000 feet?

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #97 on: May 17, 2013, 07:29:54 AM »
Why MP, I think I would rather drive the Nascar car.

Would you rather....................

Have a high jump contest w/a group of Yetis using pogo sticks on the summit of Mt. Everest or have a chocolate covered ant-eating contest with an armadillo?

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #98 on: May 17, 2013, 10:26:25 AM »
Looks like a loss either way, but at least with the ants I might have a chance at survival.

Would you rather plunge into a huge ball pit with 100 toddlers in dirty diapers, or dive into a pool of jello with the cast-offs of Splash (and a leprechaun)  playing Marco Polo.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #99 on: May 20, 2013, 07:48:18 AM »
If Louie Anderson is involved I'll take my chances with the toddlers.

Change a squirmy toddler's cloth diaper (using diaper pins) with only your thumbs or be allergic to chocolate?

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #100 on: May 20, 2013, 09:57:53 AM »
I could change a diaper in my sleep, but not with my thumbs, so I will be allergic to chocolate.

 Would you rather chop down a tree and break it up into kindling or haul enough water (uphill) to fill 20 horse troughs.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #101 on: May 21, 2013, 08:08:03 AM »
chop-chop.

Would you rather...............

be the Queen or be the Queen maker?

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #102 on: May 21, 2013, 10:14:38 AM »
 the Queen

Would you rather be the head cheese taster in a Limburger cheese factory, or be the head sampler at a hot sauce factory.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #103 on: May 22, 2013, 04:24:33 PM »
Bring on the hot sauce!

Would you rather be an actor in a movie or producing a movie?

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #104 on: May 22, 2013, 05:16:16 PM »
Actor.

Would you rather..........................have no memory or have no conscience?

 


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