So if I ask a question and no one can answer it, does that mean it is the best question ever? :whoo: -duh- :c029: :16: :sign0144: :32: :cheer: :017: :72: :7505: :97:
Ok...clue me in...what is the Question Kraken?
Peeps? 0
Black Jelly Beans? still counting!
And you?
-Ghost- Who you gonna call?
Who wants to get hammered? :49:
No I am afraid not. What is a gunkhole?
May I defer that question to our resident authority on all things "gunkholing," the MP? -loll
Is there any way to ration the number of emoticons Cookie Monster can use in a single day? :32: :32: :32: :32:(See what I mean?)
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-LOL- :7505: :cool2: :cool2: :41: :singing: :103: :29: :cheer: :djparty: :49: :c029: Can a cookie ask a question with a :confuse: ? -Silly face-
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
All right, who took a page from the Prankster's playbook and stole his nutella?
Without nutella, will MP ever again sing a capella? Or will he just go from a D flat to a D sharp kind a fella? :confuse:
Did you hear the one about the frisky housewife?
Well, one night her husband came home and was greeted at the door by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred "and you can do anything you want."
So, he tied her up and went golfing! -LOL-
Who are you?
Once you get to the other side, do you then see the side that is now the new other side? -LOL- -SPLAT- -Dancekick- -loll :85: :lol_hitting: :steeringwheel:
Why, after reading the last two posts, do I feel like I fell into an alternate universe? :17:-loll Me, too.
If I know where I was, does that mean that I then know where I am going to be that will soon be a was? :P :41: :ecomcity: :043: :lol_hitting:
The last post reminded me of some questions I've been meaning to ask. (They're pretty dumb but please make allowance for the fact that my brain refuses to kick-start until Monday afternoons.)
Has anyone ever seen a polyester in the wild?
Do Virginia ABC stores carry cotton gin?
Is poly-cotton sort of a Mormon thing?
If a Bee was suddenly not to be a bee, would it be boldly going to be something more tha a bee can be or where a be has never been????? -SPLAT- :85: :lol_hitting: :) -Silly face- :cool2: :cool2: :72: :017:
Can someone loan me their Orphan Annie secret decoder ring so I can decipher the previous post? :smiley_confused1:
Does the Cap't Crunch ring decipher "Cookienese?"
Does the Cap't Crunch ring decipher "Cookienese?"
Does It? -LOL-
Doo do doo do, doo do doo do?
Someone who knows my life story? :beer: :ecomcity:
:-X
Anybody want to start a brawl so I can use this smiley? :sign0004:
Awwww...you're taking me back to fond memories of the Wizard of Oz
<ponytail kicks MP in the shins> Hows that feel mister?
Just exactllly what is that fella doing in the Prankster's banner?
Ummm, the bawd in me really wants to answer that question. Do you think it is a good idea? :97:
Okay, here it comes.......
SOMETIMES stopping by the kitchen on your way to the bedroom can be a VERY good thing, don't you think? :sign0151:
Why is it when I try to have a minute to myself....someone always needs me?!?
I am strong, I am invincible, I am cookie!!!??? -loll :D :smiley_confused1: :57: :dink: :85: 014 ::)
Would you be located in the bottom of a bag of chips? -rollinglaugh-
Would you be located in the bottom of a bag of chips? -rollinglaugh-
Did you hear it through the Grapevine? :smiley_confused1:
All you need is love? :dance: :08: :49: :051bye:
Is that what the world needs now? Love, sweet love?
Where is the Prankster? :03:
Are we on an island with the smoke monster? :57: :smiley_confused1: :85:
Wood u kare too atend mi spellink klassez? :banghead: :beer:
Is it true that the NSA has signed up for the live feeds for BB15? :72: :sign0151: :sign0135: :sign0085:
Why do we sit and watch awful movies to the very end just because they have Johnny Depp in them?
Why do we sit and watch awful movies to the very end just because they have Johnny Depp in them?
Because it is Johnny Depp? :72: Hubba hubba.
Lol, I heard the new test will be given in the Fred Flintstone mobile. Any truth to this rumor?
My son caught one when he was about five years old. He had asked me if he saw a green snake if it was alright for him to catch it and I, thinking he would never see one, said yes. Evidently he already knew where there was one because in a few minutes he comes in with this snake. He kept it a while, let it go, caught it again, and let it go over and over for years. We knew it was the same snake because it had a scar on it's body where he had gotten stuck in the spout of a garden watering can and my husband, while screaming and yelling for my son to hold on to the snake and not let it touch him, had to tear it apart to get the snake out. My husband is not as fond of snakes like I am.
(No, I love clowns)
Does anyone else have a fondness for garden snakes? (I like mine :) )
Is it big and round and all around? :whoo: Or am I talking about something else? -rollinglaugh-
Okay.....if Cookie speaks in the forest and no one is around to hear him, does he MAKE sense? -Silly face- :88:
Boo who?
Starting at 8 PM tonight what's the over/under on the number of lies that will be told in the next 90 days?
I take that back, I don't want to have to count them....
Prairie, or anyone else, will you start a new knock knock joke?
<are we a little cranky Cookie?>
Who's there?
Is "opporknockity" in the dictionary?
<are we a little cranky Cookie?>
Who's there?
opporknockity tunes but once
New kncok knock joke:
knock......
Who's there?
Madame(sorry Ponytail but it's been two days)
Madame Who?
Madame foot's caught in the door--open up! -rollinglaugh-
And now to answer the question at hand--No I didn't get it, did you give it me?
Why do the words veni, vidi, natavi keep flowing through my mind? -confusion12- -dunno-
Whatcha doing everyone?Going out to celebrate our Wedding Anniversary . If I can I will post a picture. Thanks to ponytail I know how :whoo:
How many years, bacali?
<holding up a saggy black sock with a hole in the toe>
Is this it?
Did you croak? Will we ever hear from you again? -rollinglaugh-
Who me? Are you getting a little 'jumpy' MP? Are you 'leaping' to conclusions? -rollinglaugh-
If one inserts one's key into one's car ignition and turns it to "Start" and nothing happens, should one draw an adverse inference?
MP, Cookie told me I have to practice the pucker exercises EVERY day for at least one hour (with him) is this true? :97:
I heard it was true, is it? -rollinglaugh- :035: :49:
I promise nothing! :97: -rollinglaugh-
I promise nothing! :97: -rollinglaugh-
I second that -Silly face- :d030:
Prairie and Cookie---Sarge had a suggestion----Would you be willing to pinky swear to preparing and preserving puckering performance data for periodic perusal per proper provisos and protocols? :smiley_confused1:
Guess we'll find out when all those potatos are peeled won't we? :PDT_Armataz_01_37:
aside: I love that we have a McCrae smiley! -dunno-
Do you know the way to San Jose?--says Prairie.
No, but I think I left my heart in San Francisco...Have you seen it?
No, but now that you mention it....how about this?
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I have done all those, but if no one saw it, does that mean it really happened? -duh- :29: :72: :whoo: :c029: :035:
I have done all those, but if no one saw it, does that mean it really happened? -duh- :29: :72: :whoo: :c029: :035:
Did you flip your cookies? :clap:
Someone told me Sarge does, is this true? -Dancekick-
Someone told me Sarge does, is this true? -Dancekick-
I asked Sarge, but he wouldn't tell me. He said I'd have to ask Tassels. :-\
A "detached house"---What was it attached to and how did it become detached? :character0029:
Has anyone seen MP? Did he go missing at Comic Con?
Yes CM. Ask a question and it will be answered with a question. What is the answer to this question? -duh-
Does CGI stand for "Cash for Glitches, Inc.?"
Does CGI stand for "Cash for Glitches, Inc.?"
CGI? Cookie gets indigestion? :smiley_confused1:
What happened to your nons MP?
Is that the three beerateers? :d030: :32: :character0029: :lol_hitting:
I am strong, I am invincible, I am cookie, aren't I? :smiley_confused1: :victory: :whoo:
Who saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?
Would one of the elves let me eat their cookies? -rollinglaugh-
That depends.....is it for an obnoxious family member? :smiley_confused1:
I thought Sha Na Na wintered in Shangri-La, am I wrong?
I thought Sha Na Na wintered in Shangri-La, am I wrong?
I know they had to get a job? -duh- -SPLAT- :whoo: -rollinglaugh-
I thought Sha Na Na wintered in Shangri-La, am I wrong?
I know they had to get a job? -duh- -SPLAT- :whoo: -rollinglaugh-
Did you know that they have summer jobs in Camelot as members of the King's men? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I thought Sha Na Na wintered in Shangri-La, am I wrong?
I know they had to get a job? -duh- -SPLAT- :whoo: -rollinglaugh-
Did you know that they have summer jobs in Camelot as members of the King's men? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Did the horses put them back together again (after the wildly successful Humpy Dumpty reconstruction)? -rollinglaugh-
I thought Sha Na Na wintered in Shangri-La, am I wrong?
I know they had to get a job? -duh- -SPLAT- :whoo: -rollinglaugh-
Did you know that they have summer jobs in Camelot as members of the King's men? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Did the horses put them back together again (after the wildly successful Humpy Dumpty reconstruction)? -rollinglaugh-
Someone knows her history. Three of the King's massive Clydesdales (each weighing at least two thousand pounds) performed the reassembly.
Did you also know that following this success they became known far and wide as "The King's Ton Trio?" :a102: :d030: :banghead: :beer:
Did he hang down his head and cry? :'(
Did he hang down his head and cry? :'(
And worse......
Dush anyone <burp><stumbles and bumps into mannequin>....Excush me madam<hiccup>.....Where wush I?<burp>......Oh yeah........Ish anyone going to Sanna<hiccup>........Sanna<burp>......<big inhale>SHANTACON?<hiccup><belch> :beer:
NO WAY! Last time I attended SantaCon I was accosted by an elf with inappropriate boundaries, a strange nose, and eggnog scented breath named "Prancer." Allegedly, he was once a Chippendales dancer. He was "removed" from his job after he tied mistletoe to the back of his g string. Now he roams around SantaCon in a drunken stupor, mistletoe taped to his rear, talking to anyone and everyone about his glory days and goosing unsuspecting attendees (both male and female).
Oh NO, Does Santa know this? !!!!!!!! :a035:
Would someone please drag me to my treadmill and force me on it?
Can someone please explain to me why the people at the Weather Channel act like kids on Christmas morning every time there is a blizzard? So annoying!
I am here! -Bee-
Did they land right next to Ovechkin's lace panties? -rollinglaugh-
Did they land right next to Ovechkin's lace panties? -rollinglaugh-
Probably. The Prankster has put a moratorium on commentary on the Bruins (it's killing him) until his Caps prove they can play better than a high school team, e.g., the Lamegers. These days the only people the Caps can beat are themselves. Sheesh!
What do Chris Christie and Operation Market Garden have in common?
Did each go a bridge too far?
I don't think so because he is Bipolar! -rollinglaugh-
What is the better piece of cinematic excellence, "Sharknado" or "Attack of The Killer Tomatoes?" :smiley_confused1:
-rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh-pureeist!
Anyone nervous about the "cannibalistic rat infested" ghost ship floating around the ocean? :smiley_confused1:
http://www.weather.com/news/rat-infested-ghost-ship-lyubov-orlova-barrels-toward-land-20140123
(I smell a movie in the making.....one Prankster is sure to love.)
Before it got very ugly, do you suppose all of the rats were sitting on the deck drinking teeny, tiny drinks with umbrellas? :smiley_confused1:
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Isn't there some legend about the "lost verses" of Humpty Dumpty? The Prankster believes they go something like the following:
Admitting defeat with egg on their faces all,
Each man returned to his room and horse to its stall.
My mind just ..... stops..... when I try to think of what that number would be....What would it look like MP?
Do you think we will be worrying....then? -duh-
who put the Bom bom bom just before the ohhhweeeohhhh? :72: -rollinglaugh- :41:
What do you call a good looking girl on the Duke University campus?
(a visitor) -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh-
I once had a dream with Julia Roberts in it, does that mean that we both are really good dreamers? -duh- :72: :smiley_confused1: :85:
The cookie then says to himself "I think, therefore I am, I think?" :whoo: :ecomcity: :smiley_confused1: :33: :d030:
Ice Station Zebra? Did you read Alistair MacLean, too?
If men had breasts would they ever leave the house? -rollinglaugh-
Did they take Risperdal? :smiley_confused1:
Moobs? Gynecomastia? -rollinglaugh-
Moobs? Gynecomastia? -rollinglaugh-
Do cosmetic surgeons perform moob jobs? Gynecomastia---Doesn't that require at least three consenting adults? :banghead: :beer:
Are the munchkins in secret negotiations with Nascar for the first Yellow Brick Road 500?
Are the munchkins in secret negotiations with Nascar for the first Yellow Brick Road 500?
-rollinglaugh-
How many munchkins can you fit into a Fiat?
Are the munchkins in secret negotiations with Nascar for the first Yellow Brick Road 500?
-rollinglaugh-
How many munchkins can you fit into a Fiat?
-rollinglaugh-
Umm...that depends.......Does it have a glove compartment?
Could we fit two munchkins (slathered with olive oil) into the glove compartment?
<sung to the tune of "Close to You">-rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh- :bravo_2: (The Prankster bows to the bard of Munchkin Land)
Why do crumbs fall down from the sky?
Every time you walk by?
Just like you, they want to be
Short like me...
laaaa lalala laaaa
Short like me....
Oh, that munchkin love... -Silly face-
I have heard they are similar to the acoustics found in a Yugo glove compartment box, could this be true? :smiley_confused1:
I have heard they are similar to the acoustics found in a Yugo glove compartment box, could this be true? :smiley_confused1:
The Prankster doesn't know------should you ask this guy?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ptSdjcTSm-w/TyBCzG86D1I/AAAAAAAABgo/a3QgBJo_Qv8/s320/yugo+55.jpg)
-rollinglaugh-
Am I the only person in my house who knows how to change a roll of tp? :41:
-rollinglaugh-
Am I the only person in my house who knows how to change a roll of tp? :41:
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Cookie, could you please define the word BANISHEE? -rollinglaugh-
Do blondes have more fun?
Where is the guest nest?
Who are you referring to? :smiley_confused1:
A keg of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, a slinky, a waffle maker, three oompah loompahs, and some kettle corn!
I think we are ready to go, or are we?
Who loves a good margarita? :49:
Sounds like a plan! Will you bring the tequila? :86:
Who's the designated driver?
LOL! MP!
Cookie, have you ever had a basket of garlic toast (quite possibly the BEST garlic toast ever) snatched out of your hand? -rollinglaugh-
Cookie, any truth to the rumor that cream cheese can be used as deodorant? -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh-
Does this mean that Cookie uses deodorant to make fettucini alfredo? ??
Cookie, the Prankster is fascinated by this concept of "Cream Cheese" deodorant. He believes you are on to something but he has some questions.
Will "Cream Cheese" deodorant come in the usual variety, e.g., regular, scented, anti-perspirant? Will it be applied via roll-on, spray, or should one use a butter knife? If the latter, will a butter knife be included with each container? Will there be a special size so it can pass airport security? Has the TSA been informed about "Cream Cheese" deodorant? Finally, is the reduced-fat version preferable vs. the regular?
The Prankster has a suggestion for a motto: "The deodorant that's finger lickin' good." Pretty good, huh?
I think your clapper is sitting next to your cream cheese deodorant. Or what it the cream cheese bar soap where I saw it? -SPLAT-
I think your clapper is sitting next to your cream cheese deodorant. Or what it the cream cheese bar soap where I saw it? -SPLAT-
Are you implying that the Prankster might have a cream cheese clapper? :c029:
Can I get a clapper? :c029:
The Prankster loved David Letterman until he went on autopilot about ten years ago. There was only one Prince of Darkness. There will never be another and that's the way it should be.
Do munchkins tweet?
Well, if anyone could it would be you, Cookie!
So can anyone tell me why the foreign correspondents doing most of the interviews in the Middle East seem to be mostly women?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?-LOL-
May I nominate MP for the AARP Member Choice award?
What does one get when one combines two shots of Beau Joie Brut with two shots of liquid hazardous waste?
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What I drank last week at camp? -SPLAT-
What does one get when one combines two shots of Beau Joie Brut with two shots of liquid hazardous waste?
The Prankster has a question: Is Batman a superhero?
What happens when one gives Viagra to a munchkin?
What can one expect from clothing manufactured in China?
Thanks for the info. Do you have any other good suggestions?
If a piped piper peeps while eating peppers, does that mean the piped peppers have now been peeped? :lol_hitting: -rollinglaugh- :coffee2: :33: :d030:
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Which number is greater----infinity or Republicans running for President?
Have you seen the disclaimer under all the articles Huffington Post does about the Donald, MP?
-confused?- -LOL- :a102: Oh, MP!
If Trump wins the Iowa caucus the Prankster intends to seek asylum. Does anyone have a country to recommend?
Isn't "Aleppo" the singular form of "Aleppos", as in "I was attacked by a herd of wild Aleppos?"
It's almost December, and we still haven't had any really cold weather. Is anyone else having unseasonably mild weather?Barely a flurry of snow yet here. A few cold days have passed through though.
If President and Ms. Trumpster adopt a puppy for the White House will it be referred to as a Trumpet?
Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
Extinct?
Did anyone know that MP’s IQ trumps just about everyone else’s? How high is it? Glad you asked. MP’s IQ is so high that the Man in the Moon needs eyes in the back of his head to see it. :72:
Are you guys familiar with the expression "familialarity breeds contempt?"