:38: this is the 3rd time my daughter has had strep throat
Very funny :72:I'm so very happy with our new home ! ;DNo Im so very LOL :88:
Snowbird...love this quote... "I became acutely aware of this relaxation on my body when I tried on the clothes I had bought at an end-of-summer sale a year ago." ....don't forget us 'little people' when you make it big! :Woot_Emoticon:
Me either. And, I know it may sound weird to others.... but, we are like a little family here. :88:Snowbird...love this quote... "I became acutely aware of this relaxation on my body when I tried on the clothes I had bought at an end-of-summer sale a year ago." ....don't forget us 'little people' when you make it big! :Woot_Emoticon:
Haha. I will never forget this great crowd of people we have here! :whoo:
I like my new web-based family. :58:
Wishing more of our members would come around more often and I wouldn't feel so lonely.I know.. I've been here a few hours now.. all alone. :smiley_confused1:
Ponytail--what state are you in?
Mmmmm, I love coffee!
I also love iced tea with mint!
OVEVCHKIN=OVERRATED, lace panties wearing, no skate backwards, son of an oaf! -Silly face-
BRING IT! :character0029:
OVEVCHKIN=OVERRATED, lace panties wearing, no skate backwards, son of an oaf! -Silly face-
BRING IT! :character0029:
Two minutes for high-sticking. Care to try for a major?
Ovie doesn't need to skate backwards. He can score easily while sliding backwards on his butt. Can any other hockey player, or any other man for that matter, make such a claim? :32:
Pray tell, is it true that the Bruins have attached pre-programmed GPS units to all of their pucks in a desperate attempt to find the net? :72: :85:
Would you care to drop your gloves? :bluegrab: :d030:
OVEVCHKIN=OVERRATED, lace panties wearing, no skate backwards, son of an oaf! -Silly face-
BRING IT! :character0029:
Two minutes for high-sticking. Care to try for a major?
Ovie doesn't need to skate backwards. He can score easily while sliding backwards on his butt. Can any other hockey player, or any other man for that matter, make such a claim? :32:
Pray tell, is it true that the Bruins have attached pre-programmed GPS units to all of their pucks in a desperate attempt to find the net? :72: :85:
Would you care to drop your gloves? :bluegrab: :d030:
STANLEY CUP WINS:
Boston Bruins 6
Washington Capitals 0
Need I say more?
-Console-
Ooooo...that smarts. hahahaha-- touche Prairie.
Hey, leave my My Little Pony underwear out of this! ;)
Cold and rainy here. I want some -flowergrowing-
Adam Scott finally won a Major. He's been one of the best ball strikers on Tour for a long time and he has a beautiful swing. People wondered whether he would ever break through because he just didn't seem to have the moxie. Today he proved that he does and I hope and believe he will win even more. Way to go Adam Scott!! :72: :08: :cool2:We were rooting for him, too. :13:
Why MP, I think that is probably the sweetest thing you have ever said to me! :08:
You know I will root for your Caps if they make it to the end (especially if they are facing the Habs).
I love cupcakes...carrot with cream cheese frosting.
Bubblers! :29:
LAMEGERS! :08:
Your Caps need to kick their butts! Just like the Bruins spanked Toronto last night!
-LOL- That is just too funny, Snow. Should the Prankster post a warning in the Beehive Lounge along these lines:
Caution: Reading the Limericks posted herein might have unanticipated side effects such as flatulence-laden dreams.
One day I will get there, when that day is and where I will be at that time is a work still in progress! -Silly face- -SPLAT- :72: :86: :cool2: :cool2: :039: :djparty: 87873 :lol_hitting: :16: :clap:
MP you are very brave indeed........
My Caps lost to the Lamegers 3-4. :03: :91: :41: :c002: :33: Too many penalties. Game 4 will be important.
Congrats on the Bruins win, PD. They have retaken control of the series.
My Caps lost to the Lamegers 3-4. :03: :91: :41: :c002: :33: Too many penalties. Game 4 will be important.
Congrats on the Bruins win, PD. They have retaken control of the series.
Fear not MP, the Caps WILL beat the Lamegers (I have just sent "O" a sequined, purple, lacy garter belt for good luck). :smiley_confused1:
II am glad the B's won, but how about those Sox! Woohoo!
MP, are you patiently awaiting the arrival of the noisy, sex crazed cicadas? They will outnumber you 600 to 1. They make a mess of your windshield! We had them about 3 years ago, they were bonking into people riding their bikes, getting caught in your hair! Too funny!
The cicadas..................they're big, ugly, dumb, loud, and horny. They remind me of a miniaturized version of one of my distant (thank God) relatives.
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Hmmmm, they remind me of Henrik Lundqvist. LOL.
I knew there was climate change but I didn't know it occurred daily.
gonna clean the attic....wonder what I'll find
gonna clean the attic....wonder what I'll find
An intrepid endeavour, Ponytail. I would guess------plenty of dust with some great memories underneath.
Prairie Dawn--what happened to our Bruins? I don't like them giving up a 2-0 lead. I'll give 'em a pass cuz they were on the road. Take care of business at home Bad Boys! Send the Lamegers packing! :whoo:
P.S. Lundqvist shops for himself at Victoria's Secret under the pseudonym "Henriette." :72:
I have a big towel and two margaritas! :Woot_Emoticon:Ok then it is on! -Dancekick- :08: :49: _Rainbow_ :a102: :jumpingsmile:
-rollinglaugh-Cookie ,
Here is my banner for the day....
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Sad for my grandson today.
MP, we can still send condolences. No matter how old the person we lost is, it's still a sadness that we won't see them,this life. again.-Console- -Console-
Sad for my grandson today.
Ponytail, when you're sad the Prankster is a little sad too. I hope everything is OK.
I was away at a funeral because my 92 year-old aunt passed away. No condolences, please. She lived a full, vigorous life until her last few years and, given her condition, her passing was a blessing. The service was not a mournful one (although there were a few), but rather a celebration of her life and a remembrance of what her life meant to our family.
I don’t often get political, but let’s review the bidding………domestic surveillance drones in the thousands going to the tens of thousands, traffic monitoring/public area surveillance cameras multiplying like rabbits, IRS targeting of certain groups and releasing confidential tax data, Justice Dept. snooping into reporters’ phone calls, e-mails, etc., and NSA (a super secret agency whose existence the government wouldn’t even acknowledge until the 1980s) compiling CDRs (call detail records) on 100 million Americans and monitoring internet activities of ?whom?. Are we far from PSAs urging us to monitor our neighbors’ activities in the name of security and patriotic? Our society is beginning to remind me of one I once read about:
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Big Brother is watching.
When a society gives up its freedom an inch at a time, after a while people tend to focus on the new inch or two they're giving up, not the yards they've already surrendered.
Hawthorne was right, acquisition of knowledge occurs far more quickly than the acquisition of wisdom. Since 9/11, fear seems to be triumphing over freedom.
Nicely done yourself, PD!
I'm reminded of something said in the 1930s by (I believe) a member of the American Communist Party: "If you give starving people a choice between bread and freedom, which will they choose?"
In today's world the question might be: "If you give people frightened for their safety a choice between security and liberty, which will they choose?"
I also ran across an interesting quote: "We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security." This was said by Dwight D. Eisenhower in the context of his warning regarding the "military-industrial" complex. Look at what Al Qaeda has caused US government/society to become since 9/11. Can anyone truly say the terrorists are losing?I'll cease the polemic now. This is not a political site. I apologize if I have offended anyone.
I agree that we don't take the time often to ponder things- mostly because alot of it is beyond our control or "for our own good". We are made to believe that our government is doing what is best for the American People...in reality government is doing what is best for whom??? idk the answer to that??? We are watched, monitored and TOLD...yes I said TOLD what to do in every aspect of our lives. There is NO freedom of speech, NO freedom at all if you think about it. Oh, they may make us think that we do..its all a lie. Goverment is now in schools telling you if your child is overweight! A letter gets sent home after they weigh your child??? (When the heck did this start happening?!?) Even your french fries have to be cooked in what oil they say. (all for our own good mind you). They also have their noses in which medications have to contain less tylenol, because I guess there is a big epidemic of liver failure among tylenol users (which is an over the counter med). Oh, and in Massachusetts you are fined if you don't have health insurance- but more and more companies are hiring per diem people so they don't have to offer health coverage! And I have been reading about police taking DNA samples of people they have in custody- well heres a better one...I went to the doctor the other day and he takes out these swabs to check my DNA, because supposedly there is a new technique out now that will tell doctors (by your DNA) which meds will be most useful for you and which ones they think may not work on you specifically. Waiting to hear the results when I go back to him. IT WAS JUST CREEPY....although I did do it. I just wonder if this is the government getting everyones DNA through "innocent" means, because I'm sure it will be stored in some data bank somewhere..then it will eventually lead to increased payments in insurance because they will be telling you that you are pre-disposed to diabetes, heart disease..etc. I think some of these "crazies" that believe the goverment has a secret agenda...aren't so crazy after all. Hurry up and delete this post...they may be watching!!!! :-\
It's not only that we don't take time to ponder things, it's that many of us have the 'as long as my life is still the same, I am not going to get off my butt and do anything about it' attitude. We are a nation of excuses, justifications, becauses and buts...as long as we and those we love are comfortable, that is all that matters.
That DNA things is creepy!
Wait until January of next year. Many of us will find our insurance increasing. Certain physical conditions that are beyond our control will cause us to pay more for insurance.
By the way, I am not against helping people who really need it. But in my opinion we are becoming a nation of people who think they are entitled to whatever they desire. We have taken away the initiative and desire to become independent, productive citizens. People who are trying to start a small business are finding that with all the government mandates they can't make it.
That DNA things is creepy!
Wait until January of next year. Many of us will find our insurance increasing. Certain physical conditions that are beyond our control will cause us to pay more for insurance.
By the way, I am not against helping people who really need it. But in my opinion we are becoming a nation of people who think they are entitled to whatever they desire. We have taken away the initiative and desire to become independent, productive citizens. People who are trying to start a small business are finding that with all the government mandates they can't make it.
I could not agree more!
@MP, 87873
Marian Hossa wears a pink tutu and tights under his uniform! :72:
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I received this in an email today and thought that some of you may enjoy it.
Imagine all the time and work this took?
To me , it was very, very moving.
On the bottom , extreme right box you can make it a full screen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjPmmCtHmfE
One subscription of 'Crossdressers R Us' is being shipped to each of your teams.
Captain Crunch might not be a captain. The Prankster will never again look at his decoder ring in the same way.
P.S. In the off-season Patrick Kane is a yoga instructor and lives in leotards and custom onesies. GO BRUINS! :bedtime2:
I hear you, Snowbird.:c029:... do you have thermostadt wars , too?
Thermostat Wars...who will win? husband or wife, or will it be a draw....
The Prankster's Advice for the Day: If any female (or male for that matter) member of this site receives a tweet from Carlos Danger the Prankster advises you to delete it before reading. Unless, of course, you are interested in what might come from the mind of a man who describes himself as "middle-aged and perpetually horny." SHEESH!This man is SICK. And I am sick and tired of hearing about him.
huh? What are you guys talking about? I am clueless... ???
I never heard him called that before...thanks! I will block all Wieners and aliases from my phone :c029:
I never heard him called that before...thanks! I will block all Wieners and aliases from my phone :c029:
Ironically,his wife is no dummy. She worked for Hillary Clinton in a pretty high profile job.
Maybe that's where she got her original "stand by your man" Also---
I don't believe that she knew the extent of his shenanigans after he left Congress, and may have believed that he was trying to get help...or really wanted to believe him. She was having his baby!! However,
I don't think the marriage will last. He is a "total pig", as MP said.
What woman can respect a man like this. And respect is a big deal when you are with a man.
Wow, are you guys out east drowned out yet?I'm fine here... today was gorgeous.
Wow, are you guys out east drowned out yet?I'm fine here... today was gorgeous.
I feel sorry for those folks south of us. Town that had gotten hit very hard by "Sandy" had a tornado yesterday.
It's my son in law's parents town. Manahawkin, NJ.
If they had to move in with my daughter and family ...again... LOL,... I think my daughter would defect. -rollinglaugh-
Woohoo! Do we get to choose names for fun?
I want to wish my adorable granddaughter Eva a Happy 4th Birthday! -balloons-
I guess a sweet little girl!
And I think she should be named Samantha and call her Sammie for short. I have always liked that name. Have they picked any out, or narrowed it down at least?
Diana Nyad----Congratulations for an amazing feat!
Health Advisory to all Grooms-to-be: If your bride-to-be plans a visit to the Cliffs of Moher during your honeymoon, ditch the wedding and the woman. :72: :clap:
Health Advisory to all Grooms-to-be: If your bride-to-be plans a visit to the Cliffs of Moher during your honeymoon, ditch the wedding and the woman. :72: :clap:
12 years................WE SHALL NEVER FORGET.
The Skins are a bunch of cheeseheads. But.....CAPS WIN! CAPS WIN! CAPS WIN!.......What? It was only a preseason game? Really?!............Never mind. <sigh>
I love pandas! :88:
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HEAT WAVE....time to hit the links. :72:
Go Bruins! Go Bruins! Go Bruins!
Go Bruins! Go Bruins! Go Bruins!
Chara wears puffy shirts and ballet slippers with ribbons on the toes. :29: GO CAPS!
Ovechkin, before playing hockey (even though he cannot skate backwards), was a belly dancer in the circus.
Ovechkin, before playing hockey (even though he cannot skate backwards), was a belly dancer in the circus.
Ovie doesn't need to skate backwards. He just slides backwards on his butt and still scores. :72:
Bergeron is a metro-sexual who wears only pastels and collects Barbie dolls.:iagree:
Someone has heard of the Capitals "Pinkouts." Beats the heck out of "Unicorn and Pansy" and "Beanie Baby" nights held for the Beantown Bruins fans.
A little birdie told me that Capitals fans have a yearly gathering where they don Barney suits, drink pina coladas, and twerk to "Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits." -rollinglaugh- -Silly face-
A little birdie told me that Capitals fans have a yearly gathering where they don Barney suits, drink pina coladas, and twerk to "Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits." -rollinglaugh- -Silly face-
Now that I'd like to see!
Make no mistake....what you're seeing in Washington today is a very temporary cease-fire in an ongoing war in which the American people are the casualties. For the first time in my life I ask the question: Is that which divides us greater than that which unites us?
The Obama Administration has announced a new hotline for those experiencing "glitches" in using healthcare.gov. The number is:
1-800-TITANIC
PD, good luck to your Duck Dynasty Red Sox. It should be a heck of a series. BOSTON STRONG! :Woot_Emoticon:
I bought a new car, a Rav4 and it is red trimmed in black! My Georgia Bulldog colors.
Barry Melrose..........poor excuse for a prognosticator. :97:
ponytail has an aversion to politics, politicians, republicans, democrats, the president, lobbyists, consultants, spokespersons, pundits, and assorted experts of any persuasion. :sign0103:
Another unintended consequence of Obamacare----women seeking Sugar Daddies who will pay for their health insurance. Sarge is disappointed. The Prez appears to be on the verge of breaking another promise with regard to Obamacare: "If you like your current Sugar Daddy, you can keep your Sugar Daddy. Period." :c029:
Just spent a fortune Christmas shopping today with one click of my mouse.
And, all free shipping and handling.. :whoo:
Lucky you!
I am making some arty gifts. Take a lot of time, but so much fun!
I LOVE online shopping! :clap:
I LOVE online shopping! :clap:
Me too. :) I don't want any part of those malls.
Besides, the one I usually go to had a gunman in it last week. It was all over the news.
He didn't seems to want to hurt anyone , but, himself, and he could have.
In the end, he killed himself.
So, I want to stay ....home and click away here.
For anyone who hasn't seen the new KMart commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Ub1x7Arfs -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh- :c029:
It adds a whole new dimension to the saying "I just got my bell rung."
Super cold and a little snowy. -Shiver-
Wind knocked the power out and we could not watch the NFL game of the week (In my opinion, lol) Denver vs. the Pats....two amazing qbacks going at it! :91:Aw... what a shame. I hate it when the power goes out. Hate that really dark , dark.
Okay.....I have to say it......I LOVE this smilie....... -Oldmanmooning-
me too, in fact I love this one :a102: too and this one :91: and this one :victory: and this one :dance: and this one -Fountain- and so it goes -SPLAT-
me too, in fact I love this one :a102: too and this one :91: and this one :victory: and this one :dance: and this one -Fountain- and so it goes -SPLAT-
You're the Vonnegut ofsmileysemoticons. :banghead: :beer:
Once in a while an exceptional person comes along and makes a real difference in the lives of millions. Rest in peace Nelson Mandela.
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Yeah, I bet that was a big disappointment--boohoo! Well there's the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition to look forward to I guess. Maybe you can find some suitable swim wear...
-rollinglaugh-
:16:
Yeah, I bet that was a big disappointment--boohoo! Well there's the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition to look forward to I guess. Maybe you can find some suitable swim wear...
-rollinglaugh- This I'd like to see !!
Chili dogs with extra cheese and onions and a sprinkle of metameucil......any thoughts........ -rollinglaugh--rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh- -rollinglaugh-
Hmmm, just thinking as I was looking in the bathroom mirror that I look pretty young! At night, in a flattering light, with a foggyish mirror...with my glasses off.....oh well! -rollinglaugh-
(http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2013/December/131218/2D10164716-8c9599318-10580095943-7a5ca79a75-b.blocks_desktop_medium.jpg)I'll see your two pandas and raise you 4 koalas!
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Say Hi to Bao Bao, the newest addition to the National Zoo. He should be available for public viewing starting in mid to late January.
Snow---simple solution----move Xmas.
The next two weekends are the best in the NFL season. The Prankster's prognostications for the NFL Playoffs:
Dark Horses: None (would have been the Steelers but they got jobbed by the refs in the KC-SD game)
NFC Conference Championship----Seattle and SF
AFC Conference Championship----Denver and NE
Super Bowl------Denver and Seattle---Champion----Denver (24-23)
Peyton Manning enters the conversation as a solid candidate for the greatest QB ever.
Anyone else care to take a shot?
Yesterday's games:
AFC---The game was over when Talib got hurt. Manning was near-perfect, Brady, not so much. Denver needs to work on getting the ball into the end zone.
NFC--Home field is worth 7 to 10 points for the Seahawks. Both QBs made some spectacular plays but each has much to learn about being an NFL QB. Overall, a great, throwback game like they used to play before the NFL became "don't touch" football.
Super Bowl----The Prankster, on a 6-0 roll, has picked the Broncos. At this point he likes his pick. :72:
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Not a random thought, a random song.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg-DiUj260E
RIP Pete Seeger.
Poor Ovie......what's he going to do with those 40 goals?
<sigh>........ Unlike someone we all know, the Prankster has nothing but the utmost concern for the well-being of the rivalBeanbagBeantown Bruins. For example, the Prankster is deeply worried about Zdeno Chara. Just the other day in the Bruins' locker room someone overheard Chara saying to a teammate, "I'm tired of sushi. Let's go out after the game and try some sochi."
-Silly face- :29: :P :08:
Use the fame to buy some cosmetic dentistry? Just a thought...... -rollinglaugh-
Don't you worry about Chara.........
Use the fame to buy some cosmetic dentistry? Just a thought...... -rollinglaugh-
Don't you worry about Chara.........
Biting, tearing, and chewing are overrated. Gumming is in.
Awwwww…..Isn’t he cute?
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The Prankster was perusing the Caps post-Olympics schedule and noticed that the Caps play the Bruins twice in early March, both times AT Boston. Who made the schedule, a Muppet? :72:
Closing eyes...<think Spring, think Spring, think Spring>...........opening eyes......#@$%&*@#! :41:.......The best laid plans of mice and Pranksters....... :91: :91:....<sigh> :banghead: :beer:
Q: What happens when Blue Devils encounter Orangemen?
A: Orange Crushed. -rollinglaugh- :29:
Prairie Dawn, how about a friendly wager on the game? The loser has to make three posts under this topic that say something nice about the winner's hockey team. Do you have game, PD?
Q: What happens when Blue Devils encounter Orangemen?
A: Orange Crushed. -rollinglaugh- :29:
Prairie Dawn, how about a friendly wager on the game? The loser has to make three posts under this topic that say something nice about the winner's hockey team. Do you have game, PD?
Ummmmm.....NO! I cannot say anything nice about the Caps and if I do I will be kicked out of the Lucic Fight Club! -rollinglaugh-
Q: What happens when Blue Devils encounter Orangemen?
A: Orange Crushed. -rollinglaugh- :29:
Prairie Dawn, how about a friendly wager on the game? The loser has to make three posts under this topic that say something nice about the winner's hockey team. Do you have game, PD?
Ummmmm.....NO! I cannot say anything nice about the Caps and if I do I will be kicked out of the Lucic Fight Club! -rollinglaugh-
Tsk, tsk, tsk......such a shame. The Prankster was in such a magnanimous mood and prepared to say so many nice things about the Barbarians in the HIGHLY UNLIKELY EVENT he lost the bet. Just a sample:
Rask is such a handsome guy. The Prankster thinks he should remove his mask during play so fans can appreciate his good looks.
The Prankster has a new co-#1 paramour. Move over Charlize, and make room for Stana (Katic).
Alaska law states that you cannot look at a moose from an airplane.
Alaska law states that you cannot look at a moose from an airplane.
Poppycock! Balderdash! A crock of bull cookies!.........But it happens to be true.
Alaskan law does not prohibit viewing a moose while the moose is in the plane but it does prohibit pushing a moose out of the plane while the plane is moving. :c029: :bedtime2:
Any Bruins fan should lace up the double runners, grab the illegal stick, and be ready to drop the gloves and beg for mercy. Ovie and the red pants are coming! :72: -Silly face-
From time to time, the Prankster will post excerpts from actual courtroom proceedings in the US. Many of you might believe these Q&A's are fabricated, but the Prankster has been in the courtroom often enough (okay wiseguys, he knows what you're thinking------NOT as a criminal defendant) to believe they are factual.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?
No need to apologize Prairie Dawn. The Prankster hasn’t practiced law for many years. He has been both the provider and recipient of legal services so he knows the score----‘tis far better to give than to receive. Besides, we all need to be able to laugh at ourselves, don’t you agree?
Ah, the mental health profession----a dedicated group of professionals selflessly committed to helping others. The web is replete with examples of the invaluable service they perform:
Ring…….Ring…….Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding to the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
-rollinglaugh- :P
(Just kidding! The Prankster holds nothing but good karma for the Muppet who lights up the prairie.) 1001cheers
In Munchkin Land it is illegal to drop a house on someone. An exception is made for unfriendly witches.
(The Prankster needs to address his munchkin obsession. It's time for either a reboot or a call to the Psychiatric Hotline.) :72:
In Munchkin Land it is illegal to drop a house on someone. An exception is made for unfriendly witches.
(The Prankster needs to address his munchkin obsession. It's time for either a reboot or a call to the Psychiatric Hotline.) :72:
....you rang? :29:
Shall I spout some Freudian thoughts regarding your obsession? -rollinglaugh-
yep...that's random sure enough.
So here's my response to your thoughts!
barrel racing, Jenga, number one or number two, anti-cute, knitting....
Now I'm gonna have to look up some of those words.
Yes.
MP, this is a beautiful story. I am afraid to ask you.... have you lost your dear sister? So sorry.
It isn't any easier when you have a 7, 5, 4 and 1 1/2 year old...someone is either not looking or not smiling!
Donald Sterling's alleged former mistress and self-proclaimed archivist -rollinglaugh-.......
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It must have been the look in her eyes......
Rootin' tootin' Pootin had six goals and five assists against the Russian National Hockey Team. Center material for the Bruins? -Silly face-
mekka lekka lai mekka hiney ho.....or something like that....
As soon as I saw that story, I thought of Godzilla. Speaking of rats, how's the script for your rat epic coming along?
You're welcome. No more blown kisses for a while from the Prankster. He blew out his blower and it's in the shop for repairs. Because the Prankster's brain is crammed with useless trivia, here's another trivial question:
What percentage of web content is accessed by conventional search engines, e.g., Google, Bing?
You're welcome. No more blown kisses for a while from the Prankster. He blew out his blower and it's in the shop for repairs. Because the Prankster's brain is crammed with useless trivia, here's another trivial question:
What percentage of web content is accessed by conventional search engines, e.g., Google, Bing?
MP, I need some clarification! What percent IS or CAN be accessed by conventional search engines? I am assuming IS, so I will guess about 80-85 percent.
You're welcome. No more blown kisses for a while from the Prankster. He blew out his blower and it's in the shop for repairs. Because the Prankster's brain is crammed with useless trivia, here's another trivial question:
What percentage of web content is accessed by conventional search engines, e.g., Google, Bing?
MP, I need some clarification! What percent IS or CAN be accessed by conventional search engines? I am assuming IS, so I will guess about 80-85 percent.
PD, is your real-world moniker Wilhelmina Clinton? (what do you mean by "is"?) -rollinglaugh-(Just kidding PD! You know what the Prankster thinks of you!)
Whether the Prankster used "can" or "is" does not matter. But you are on to something. The word you might dispute is "content". How does one define "content"? For purposes of this answer, he will employ two conventional measures.
If one measures web content by total volume of data (bits and bytes) or number of documents, conventional search engines access 1% or less of total web content. :c029:
WOW! That storm was one for the books.
I'm with you PD, but it's hard for me to get worked up about a man for whom I have no respect. He's a big brain in an empty suit and more and more Americans are starting to see that the Emperor has no clothes. His foreign policy (assuming one can be found) has done enormous damage to this country and we will feel the effects in ways we can't even imagine for years to come .
Regarding Bergdahl (sp?), I don't know what to make of it at this point. I'm withholding judgment until I see more but one thing is clear---the way the administration has handled this matter so far is an absolute disgrace and an affront and insult to all of the brave men and women in uniform who HAVE SERVED THIS COUNTRY WITH HONOR AND DISTINCTION.
Sorry to be a downer, but.......did we sacrifice this......
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for this.........
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:P MP...1
Not every day you see a camel and a zebra grazing together in a pasture 8 miles from home.....
Good choice!
Settling down in front of a crackling fire with mulled cider and............
That crackling fire takes so much work...I love the flames a blazing..but, they don't last too, too long.... so every time I get all snuggled in.... the flames are going down. Then I have get up to put in more logs and move them around... and, yes, I'm getting lazy...
Saw a gas fireplace
One flick of a switch, and the flames are roaring..and one of the ones I saw... you can control the flames.
You can have the fire anytime you want...and just leave without waiting for it to go out... or down..just turn it off. So...
Thinking of converting my fireplace to this. .. Just takes putting in a gas line and getting the inside part.... anyone ever have this?
Houston, this is the Prankster......Is the national pandemic over?.... How many survivors?.... Are there any remnants of civilization?......Is it safe for the Prankster to remove his hazmat suit and leave his Panic Room?.......Houston, please come in........Houston, do we still have a problem?.....Is anyone out there? :beer:Oh, silly Prankster... it is a different and difficult world we now live in... you make me laugh. Thanks.
Honk, sneeze, cough, Kleenex, repeat...... :41:
Honk, sneeze, cough, Kleenex, repeat...... :41:
Ahh are you sick with a cold?
I just finished a second round of bronchitis....so I know what you mean.
speechless...that actually makes some kind of sense Cookie!
Rachel Dolezal, the compulsive liar with mental issues who tried to pass herself off as African-American, has received several offers for reality shows. Please repeat after the Prankster (using your best Russian accent): "Eeeznt Amerrreekah a grrreat conetree?"
...fall is my favorite season.
cookies or cake
Make no mistake, the North Korean missile crisis is the most serious threat to the US since the Cuban missile crisis. Unfortunately, a peaceful resolution appears to rest primarily in the hands of China.
MP's advice to America: "Duck and cover!"
Went grocery shopping today...walked out of the store with my purchases and was greeted by a...camel, 2 goats, and a pair of llamas. LOL! The local zoo had set up a petting zoo, and petting zoos aren't just for kids, so I got my pets in, too. The camel tried to steal my bag of veggies!
In honor of St. Paddy's Day:
An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?"
The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both."
The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.
The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"